Harley-D
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When I get dressed to play golf I ask myself
Do I want to look like Henrik Stenson or the pisshead in the corner at Weatherspoons?
And.......?
When I get dressed to play golf I ask myself
Do I want to look like Henrik Stenson or the pisshead in the corner at Weatherspoons?
I look like Henrik........after a night on the piss in Weatherspoons ?And.......?
I'm guessing it would have been the Americans who rebelled against Harry Vardon's exhortation to all gentlemen golfers that they should continue to wear braces and a jacket as these helped maintain upper body posture through the swing - that the trouser belt was of no use whatsoever in that respect.
Black socks – only with trousers, or if wearing shorts then must have black shoes
It is irritating and often a nonsense when your committee that decide upon dress code is three old men who look like they belong in a C&A catalogue from the 1970s when they are out on the course.
When I get dressed to play golf I ask myself
Do I want to look like Henrik Stenson or the pisshead in the corner at Weatherspoons?
Three small minds is enough small minds.That is a very small committee.
Ahem, excuse me. Wore mine a few times last year.What is acceptable?
- White trousers – only if you have your name on your bag (or other sponsorship deal)
- White shorts- only if not wearing white shirt
- Black socks – only with trousers, or if wearing shorts then must have black shoes
- ‘Loud Shirt’ – only if overweight (see NHS scale)
- White belt – must also have white shoes &/or hat
- Chinos – must be over 40 (in both age and waist)
- Corduroy – just no !
- Cargo pockets – only if playing very hilly course in fog
- Golf shoes with kilties – just Crow, SILH & maybe Bobmac
- Red Golf cap – only if making political statement
- Leggings –
only if identifying…scratch that, no !- Long socks with shorts – only if you hail from the US
- Thermal underwear – good for you going out but its probably still a bit kinky !
- Untucked shirt – only at the range
- Magnetic ball marker attached to cap – only if also play on LPGA tour
- Rainwear – not if originally intended for use on builders yard, North sea trawler or top of mountain
WITB ‘dresscode’
- No animal headcovers
- No poker chip ball markers
- No Brush tees
- No tees with string
- Do not ‘clip’ tees or balls to your bag or trolley
- Unbranded ‘golf’ umbrella – No !
Nice. But in the UK, suspenders mean something else. You would cause quite a stir on the first tee in your finest suspenders