A few questions????

[thecraw]

1) What does grass look like?

2) What end of the golf club is it you hold?

3) How do you swing a club?

4) If I ever found a golf course in this frozen tundra should I take a hammer with me to try and get the tee's in?

5) Would I break my wrists trying to hit a ball in this weather?

6) Are the Australian Police recruiting at the moment?

 

[Toad]

A few answers

1. It used to be green

2. With your swing it won't matter

3. Round your neck

4. Take a blow torch

5. God yes

6. Check here Jobs

 

[Swinger]

6) Are the Australian Police recruiting at the moment?

I'll be there on Saturday so I'll let you know.

 

[USER1999]

I can hold my driver at either end, it makes no odds, as it doesn't have a head.

Do I take it the weather hasn't improved in my absence?

 

[thecraw]

Meh!

 

[Yerman]

3) How do you swing a club?

- Join a swingers club!

 

[golfcitydweller]

come on `craw ` things are no that bad - grass is braw and green up here - come up here for a game if ur place is sruggling mate