Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
But they're not..not really.(Not that I agree with him - I don't - but) Dean Knuth would tell you they have.
Just a thought - given Course Ratings are measured and pars are arbitrarily assigned, why is no-one complaining that the pars are wrong?
There are guidelines for determining par, I forget what they are but you wouldn't see a 400 yard par 3 or a 300 yard par 5