viscount17
Money List Winner
god, your eyesight!
what he actually asked was if you'ld lay of scratching - it puts him off his feed!
Who would win?......
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god, your eyesight!
what he actually asked was if you'ld lay of scratching - it puts him off his feed!
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
So spill the beans then, who are the youngsters, and where's the track?
Clearly the oldies are Smiffy and Leftie, or maybe not? Are there even older Ping users out there who have taken on the challenge of these two 'youngsters'?
Clearly the oldies are Smiffy and Leftie, or maybe not? Are there even older Ping users out there who have taken on the challenge of these two 'youngsters'?
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
One is very highly strung and sponsored by Matalan the other is a bit rotund and sponsored by Greggs the Bakers.
The course is in deepest, darkest West Sussex.
My partner and I are sponsored by a collaboration between Seven Seas, Specsavers, Wincarnis and Rimmers Zimmers of Surrey.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
If you are taking on Pieman, you are gonna get proper humped.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
You make him sound invincible
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
Rolling a spliff as I type....
Leftie is good for 34pts, add on your 17 and it looks like we've got 51pts to beat between us - simples!
If it's a straight matchplay then you're off 3/4 h/caps so you're fecked either way.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Rolling a spliff as I type....
Leftie is good for 34pts, add on your 17 and it looks like we've got 51pts to beat between us - simples!
If it's a straight matchplay then you're off 3/4 h/caps so you're fecked either way.
It's straight matchplay
None of this Stableford bollix
PNWokingham
Journeyman Pro
I vote for brains over braun, so the youngsters should do it! 
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
Being a youngster myself I'm backing the 'guns.
My money's on Leftie and Pieman.
Smiffy and the Joker should stay in the bar and talk about the good old days, when balls were round, and they could get them in the hole in 5 or 6 attempts.
Smiffy and the Joker should stay in the bar and talk about the good old days, when balls were round, and they could get them in the hole in 5 or 6 attempts.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
They're on opposite sides you knob
They're on opposite sides you knob
I know.
I always assume Leftie's game is suited to Copthorne, and if you can keep your driver straight, your irons straight, and your chipping straight, then you two have got a great chance.
As long as your putter is working, that is.
So for that reason, I'm oot.
And looking at it from the other side;
Pieman is good.
But Jamie's chocolate wrist is playing up, he's got a bad knee and a terrible bad back pain. And all the lady members are turning up to rub it better for him on the day.
He won't make it to the 2nd tee.
Pieman is good.
But Jamie's chocolate wrist is playing up, he's got a bad knee and a terrible bad back pain. And all the lady members are turning up to rub it better for him on the day.
He won't make it to the 2nd tee.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I'm banking on his duck hook making a reappearance.
And Pieman? I'll be carrying a couple of sausage rolls, 3 or 4 Cornish pasties and a pork pie to try to take his mind off the game. He can hear the rustle of a Gingsters wrapper from 3 fairways away
