Who would win?......

[Smiffy]

Picture the scene....

Two old duffers, neither long off the tee, with failing eyesight and a few teeth missing, versus two young bucks who hit the ball miles and strut the fairways like Peacocks.
Waldorf & Stadler, with combined ages approaching one of Bashers better rounds versus two guys with combined handicaps lower than the average age of some of my sperm.
One of the old gits feels he's hitting a rich vein of form. The other just has varicose veins.
One pairing is sponsored by Age Concern, the other by Greggs the Master Bakers.
Who would your money be going on to win this "clash of the titans"?
Result will be posted Sunday evening.

 

[USER1999]

Does one of the duffers smell of urine?

 

[Smiffy]

Does one of the duffers smell of urine?

Yep

 

[clubchamp07]

My money is on the old guys.............

 

[USER1999]

In that case the oldies will get humped.

 

[Smiffy]

In that case the oldies will get humped.

Oh ye of little faith.
I'm coming into a rich vein of form.
If it hadn't been for 8 silly holes last Friday, I would have played to my handicap

 

[Losttheplot]

Your getting whipped smiffy sorry.

 

[chrisd]

with combined ages approaching one of Bashers better rounds

So this Basher regularly shoots 162 does he??


Chris

 

[madandra]

A mix of pish and Ping can only lead to defeat for the oldies but the good thing is their altzheimers means they will soon forget all about it.

 

[Leftie]

Smiffy. The only way you stand any chance of winning is to wear that crumpled jumper and the white trousers. They won't be able to hit the ball for laughing

 

[snapper]

The old guys but only if they have read " The Course Golfer "

The boiled sweet tin still make me laugh out loud !

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A win for the young bucks. The old codgers won't get round in daylight and have to forfeit

 

[Smiffy]

Smiffy. The only way you stand any chance of winning is to wear that crumpled jumper and the white trousers. They won't be able to hit the ball for laughing

"You"
"You?"
Where's the "We" partner?
Don't tell me you're scared

 

[richart]

How are the varicose veins Leftie ?

 

[USER1999]

Smiffy, if you are playing with the bionic man as a partner, you are defo getting humped.

 

[john0]

Smiffy, if you are playing with the bionic man as a partner, you are defo getting humped.

Humped must have a different meaning down South than it does up here - or second thoughts, maybe he likes getting humped by boys

For what it's worth though, I think that experience will be the deciding factor and the oldies will walk it!

 

[funkyfred]

They are to old to walk, they will be in wheelchairs/buggies.

 

[viscount17]

I'd give it to the oldies so long as they can negotiate the turn by the windmill.

 

[Leftie]

The problem here is that one of the "oldies" is Smiffy - after all he does love his Pings.

I have a cunning plan. If I don't turn up then I won't have to hand over money to the "young bucks" and will save a green fee as well.

Sorted.

 

[Smiffy]

The problem here is that one of the "oldies" is Smiffy - after all he does love his Pings.

I have a cunning plan. If I don't turn up then I won't have to hand over money to the "young bucks" and will save a green fee as well.

Sorted.

You cheeky Git!!


The "tubby one" from the opposition PM'd me this morning to ask if I'd play off scratch he's that worried.