Where playing partners stand when you take a wizz?

[cleanstrike]

What do people do when they need a dump?

I have never, ever, had to do one on the course personally, so wondered.

I suppose the best place to go would be on the teeing area. Then you could rest your ball on top and use it instead of a tee. You could even take a divot if you felt that way inclined.

 

[stevie_r]

What do people do when they need a dump?

I have never, ever, had to do one on the course personally, so wondered.

Me neither, it's been a close run thing at times though.....


Edit - In the best traditions of the SAS and COP, carry a length of cling film in your bag, dump on cling film, wrap and take it away with for later disposal

 

[williamalex1]

Happened to a FC he disappeared into bushes , and was heard shouting anyone have 5 singles for a fiver.:rofl:

 

[Slime]

Whenever I go for a wizz I have two rules;
1. I NEVER wizz into the wind ................ ever!
2. I NEVER ask a playing partner to tend it for me!


Slime.

 

[USER1999]

What do people do when they need a dump?

I have never, ever, had to do one on the course personally, so wondered.

Make like a bear!

 

[hovis]

I have to go on the green where the grass is short. That ankle deep stuff scratches the end of my penis !!!!!!

 

[USER1999]

I have to go on the green where the grass is short. That ankle deep stuff scratches the end of my penis !!!!!!

Even when standing tippy toe?

 

[macca64]

Were posh, we have toilets round our course,.................. well when I say toilets, a few fence panels put up with a place to pi....

 

[macca64]

I have to go on the green where the grass is short. That ankle deep stuff scratches the end of my penis !!!!!!

Must be difficult playing golf when your 7" tall !!!:ears:

 

[rosecott]

I've often wondered why golfers needing a leak gravitate towards the nearest tree. Last year, one of our guys was having a casual and inattentive leak by a gorse bush and became more attentive when he saw quite a bit of blood on his hand. He claimed that he had 16 stitches.

 

[stevie_r]

I have to go on the green where the grass is short. That ankle deep stuff scratches the end of my penis !!!!!!

Why on earth do you squat to pee?

 

[Andy808]

Whenever I go for a wizz I have two rules;
1. I NEVER wizz into the wind ................ ever!
2. I NEVER ask a playing partner to tend it for me!


Slime.

Really? Never played with a good looking lady then!

 

[Smiffy]

Also before anyone says its wrong to wizz up a tree on the course I guarantee that 99% of this forum have done it.

I used to wizz up trees, but now the old pump has gone and it's gravity fed I can only wizz DOWN trees.
Shame, but there you go.

 

[williamalex1]

I used to wizz up trees, but now the old pump has gone and it's gravity fed I can only wizz DOWN trees.
Shame, but there you go.

Try behind the tree, you do know how to find out where that's is don't you ?

 

[richart]

I used to wizz up trees, but now the old pump has gone and it's gravity fed I can only wizz DOWN trees.

and down your trousers.

 

[Sponge1980]

What do people do when they need a dump?

I have never, ever, had to do one on the course personally, so wondered.

A guy I play with carries toilet roll in his bag at all times.

 

[palindromicbob]

I don't care way they stand as long as they don't make eye contact.


I think every club should hand these out to male members on the first tee.
[video=youtube;zx_cmAIyaDQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx_cmAIyaDQ[/video]

And one of these to the ladies.

 

[Slab]

I know its a light hearted thread but how are you all washing your hands or are you all hoping your FC's have forgotten about it by the time you shake on the 18th green!

(pun intended)

 

[Slime]

When I'm Wizzing, due largely to my age and the onset of Parkinsons, I put on my MacWets as a safety device.
They're off by the time I shake ................................. hands, that is!


Slime.