Where playing partners stand when you take a wizz?

[DAVEYBOY]

Personally I like them behind me...

Also before anyone says its wrong to wizz up a tree on the course I guarantee that 99% of this forum have done it. I've never played with anyone who hasn't :thup:

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Ladies have particular issues with this - so they tell me.

 

[Papas1982]

Ladies have particular issues with this - so they tell me.

I always look out for a little bush when I'm going round...........

 

[upsidedown]

I try to find a tree with a large girth

 

[bluewolf]

I always look out for a little bush when I'm going round...........

I used to do that, but Kate's lawyers eventually slapped a restraining order on me....

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

I used to do that, but Kate's lawyers eventually slapped a restraining order on me....

that's because you were running up that hill (sorry)

 

[CMAC]

The ones I loathe, yes loathe with an absolute passion, are the uncouth 'neds' that stand on the tee and urinate on the tee banks totally oblivious to the disgusting noise it makes and the wind direction.

I have seen this at some prestigious clubs with people who are very wealthy- is that the reason perhaps that they feel they can urinate on anythingone

 

[Papas1982]

The ones I loathe, yes loathe with an absolute passion, are the uncouth 'neds' that stand on the tee and urinate on the tee banks totally oblivious to the disgusting noise it makes and the wind direction.

I have seen this at some prestigious clubs with people who are very wealthy- is that the reason perhaps that they feel they can urinate on anythingone

some lad who I'd known all of five minutes once went against the bin not 5 ft from me. Needless to say I didn't know him much longer as I walked off. It's not difficult to find a tree, bush, put if your desperate well away from the course.

 

[DAVEYBOY]

The ones I loathe, yes loathe with an absolute passion, are the uncouth 'neds' that stand on the tee and urinate on the tee banks totally oblivious to the disgusting noise it makes and the wind direction.

I have seen this at some prestigious clubs with people who are very wealthy- is that the reason perhaps that they feel they can urinate on anythingone

No that's wrong, at least I go in the bucket... The cup is a small bucket isn't it






Nah I often go on a bear grills expedition so I can find somewhere people shouldn't be looking for balls.

 

[cookelad]

Save it all for after you've finished therefore letting someone else get to the bar first

 

[ColchesterFC]

Ladies have particular issues with this - so they tell me.

I believe that this is covered in the etiquette section and quite easily solved if the lady in particular does a handstand thus enabling her to do a "wizz up a tree".

 

[AmandaJR]

Reminds me of when I ran and on one of my favourite routes I had a little secluded (or so I thought) spot where I often had a much needed pee! There I was one sunny day, mid-stream...when another runner came past quite close and turned and saw me. We both very politeley raised a hand "morning" - what else could we do?! Passed him again later on the run and he apologised for disturbing me - what a gent!

Our course has a loo after the 6th/13th holes which is usually too early/too late for my bladder

Edit - deep in the trees and from a ladies "position"/viewpoint it's surprising how many balls can be found!

 

[NorfolkShaun]

I prefer them to be on the tee

 

[stevelev]

Save it all for after you've finished therefore letting someone else get to the bar first

I can save it for 3 and a half hours even 4 hours, at a push 4 and a half hours. But it is ridiculous to expect to hold it for 5 hours plus

 

[SocketRocket]

Preferably upwind from me.

 

[williamalex1]

I think DFT is the resident toilet celebrity expert , George Michael look out.

 

[HotDogAssassin]

Is it against the rules to take advice from others on the correct line?

 

[Khamelion]

When doing the great north run a few years back, I was busting for a pee and ran into some bushes on the side of the road, turned left and saw several ladies having a pee, the first just looked up and said "Gents is on the other side", sure enough as I went in to the bushes on the right, there were several men having a pee.

 

[cleanstrike]

I have come to the conclusion that you are all very strange people.

 

[medwayjon]

What do people do when they need a dump?

I have never, ever, had to do one on the course personally, so wondered.