What's the worst you have done under the influence?

[GB72]

Always remember the night of my wife's work Xmas do. I can do nothing DIY based at all but I managed to throw up, block a sink, remove the u bend, clear it out and replace all in full dinner jacket. Oh and there was the night I came home with a full traffic light.

 

[Jimaroid]

Friend's kid had a birthday party at their house, big bunch of parents and children of all ages about and I got carried away on the gin with a mate. I don't remember how I got home. Turns out I'd stood in the middle of the living room with all the kids and shouted out the c-bomb as some sort of dare. Mrs had to bundle me in a taxi. Pretty sure I've never been forgiven for that.

I've also woken up in a&e, bushes, graveyards, wrong train stations, sheds, tried to get into the wrong house one time, urinated on the TV and eaten some cow pat as a result of drink.

I try not to drink much any more.

 

[USER1999]

Back on the day, I remember my dad getting questioned in the morning.
Did you have few beers last night?
Not many.
Did you drive home drunk?
No.
Why is there a bollard stuck under your car?

 

[Deleted member 17920]

Friend's kid had a birthday party at their house, big bunch of parents and children of all ages about and I got carried away on the gin with a mate. I don't remember how I got home. Turns out I'd stood in the middle of the living room with all the kids and shouted out the c-bomb as some sort of dare. Mrs had to bundle me in a taxi. Pretty sure I've never been forgiven for that.

I've also woken up in a&e, bushes, graveyards, wrong train stations, sheds, tried to get into the wrong house one time, urinated on the TV and eaten some cow pat as a result of drink.

I try not to drink much any more.

you need to come along to the h4h event, you could team up with stuc and Pnwokingham. You would fit in a treat

 

[Spear-Chucker]

Vomited on a policewoman's shoes. She was more tolerant than I deserved.

 

[Green Bay Hacker]

Probably not the worst as most are not suitable for here but it was pretty bad/funny. In 1998 we were on holiday in Sydney and I'd been to watch Australia V South Korea with one of my daughters and had had a few Victoria Bitters. We got back to our motel in the suburb of Lidcombe and I said I would go and get pizza from round the corner for HID and the two girls.

Well, there was a pub next door to the pizza shop so I had another couple before getting the food. 45 minutes later I got back to the motel room but all the lights were off. I opened the door, pronounced I was back and put the lights on. An Chinese gentleman then sat up in bed and looked at me and my first thought was wtf are you doing in bed with my mrs but a Chinese lady then sat up, looked at me and screamed. Oh crap, I'm in the wrong room. The doors were all on the outside of the building and I'd gone to the wrong floor. That'll teach them to lock the doors in future.

On a footnote, while we were at the game earlier in the night I got the Aussie manager, Terry Venables, to pose for a picture with my daughter at the side of the pitch and as he was walking over he put his foot into an open channel that housed the TV cables causing him to fall over and almost break his ankle. Pretty sure he would remember that as well.

 

[bobmac]

Got stuffed 7&6

 

[patricks148]

a friend of mine from school, used to sleep walk while under the influence.

trouble was he liked to have a pee while having a wonder. he pee'd on his brother a number of times, not to mention the wardrobe and his parents :rofl:

modesty prevents me from admitting my own indiscretions

 

[ScienceBoy]

Got so drunk once I ordered a kebab.

Never again!

 

[Sponge1980]

In my 2nd year at university I shared a flat with 2 guys from the halls of residence and one of their brothers. The parents of the 2 brothers owned the flat. 2 of us went home for the summer so a couple of girls we knew rented our rooms for the summer. One the night the 2 brothers had gone out and got hammered. When they came home one went straight to bed, the other went to kitchen and filled all the cereal boxes with toilet roll then went to the girls rooms and took a dump in the corner of each one. When they came home to discover what he had done they refused to pay the rent that month and rather than tell his parents why he threw them out.

 

[Sponge1980]

a friend of mine from school, used to sleep walk while under the influence.

trouble was he liked to have a pee while having a wonder. he pee'd on his brother a number of times, not to mention the wardrobe and his parents :rofl:

modesty prevents me from admitting my own indiscretions

I once woke up the middle of night still drunk to go for pee. Took a wrong turn out my bedroom, went out the door of my flat, across the landing and into my next door neighbours house. Came to standing in his hallway in just my boxer shorts. Thankfully he wasn't home. I went back in the morning to check I hadn't peed on his floor, luckily I hadn't.

 

[davemc1]

I had an incident the first and only time I had a champagne session. I told stuc about it, he recommend I never ever tell anyone else



:rofl:

 

[brendy]

Skewered my foot climbing over a park fence while taking a shortcut home. Morning after, waking up and climbing out of bed to fall flat on my face wasn't very entertaining. Cleaning the bloodsoaked sheets was no party neither. I just get a taxi these days.

 

[irip]

I got mullered one night and when i woke up to my horror i discovered i had joined.........This Forum

 

[Fyldewhite]

At a house party aged 16 and after my introduction to whisky I proceeded to projectile vomit over the record player.

 

[Slab]

Was in Spain and took my boss’s Merc and opened it up among traffic, who’d a thunk it I only went and hit another Mercedes!

Managed to shift most of the blame onto the other bloke though :thup:

 

[Rooter]

Well I am looking for a new Sky+ box. Seems that cider infused urine and Technology do not mix..

 

[Ethan]

Was in Spain and took my boss’s Merc and opened it up among traffic, who’d a thunk it I only went and hit another Mercedes!

Managed to shift most of the blame onto the other bloke though :thup:

Always hilarious to take too much drink and then recklessly drive a car causing an accident. Did you consider also running someone over just to put the cherry on it? Maybe you would have got away with that too?

 

[WillC]

Last year I brought a 'For Sale' house sign home. Must've ripped it out the ground and carried it home.

 

[Kellfire]

Ah so many stories, not enough time left on my lunch break.

Some crackers on here so far, mind. I'll ponder which I wanna share...