What's the worst thing you have ever done at a Club/ Course

[Region3]

I was 18 and had been in the Army for about a year, serving in Germany. Whilst on exercise and slightly navigationally challenged in a forest somewhere, I drove a 15 ton FV 436 armoured personnel carrier straight across the green of a course I had come across. Took the flag out and everything. Those things leave a mark; well, 2 to be precise.

No-one's beating that

 

[jeardley]

I was 18 and had been in the Army for about a year, serving in Germany. Whilst on exercise and slightly navigationally challenged in a forest somewhere, I drove a 15 ton FV 436 armoured personnel carrier straight across the green of a course I had come across. Took the flag out and everything. Those things leave a mark; well, 2 to be precise.

we have a winner

 

[madandra]

Walking home from the pub with a pal (circa 1990 ... before I met the wife) we met my cousin and her friend, the friend and I sneaked onto the 5th green just off the main road and I managed to chip in from the bunker . Never seen her again after that but each time I play the 5th I get a wee smile.


I was playing Dalziel Park in Motherwell and someone had [****] in the cup at 11. My mate Kenny almost chipped in too .... filthy Clellanders.

 

[Smiffy]

Due to the stupid tee arrangements at week-ends at Highwoods (one of the reasons I left if I'm honest) I got a severe tongue lashing from another member one Sunday.
Got to the course about 11.00 and met up with the other three guys I was playing with. After a coffee, we mooched around to the 10th tee because as a fourball that's where we had to tee off, and you couldn't actually start playing until 12.00 noon.
Course was completely empty, nobody coming up the 9th, and certainly nobody had tee'd off the 10th for at least 15 minutes while we had been standing there. At 5 to 12, I stepped up onto the tee and placed a tee peg in the ground, stuck my ball on top and started having a couple of practice swings ready to go.
Some knob came running up and said "you can't go yet, it's not 12 o'clock"....
That was very naughty. I never got over it.

 

[sawtooth]

Desperate for the loo I had to snap one off in woods. Cost me a golf towel as well. Note to self always go before you play.

 

[Smiffy]

Desperate for the loo I had to snap one off in woods. Cost me a golf towel as well. Note to self always go before you play.

Mate of mine (Bob Eagle) crapped himself at East Sussex National one day. Put it down to a dodgy meal the night before. I'd just gone one up in a hotly contested re-match against him at the 13th on the West Course and he started reaching as he knelt down by the green. He ran up to the woods by the 14th tee and his straining to be sick bought on a case of the trotskies. Luckily another mate had a pkt of tissues in his bag and lent them to Bob to clean himself up a bit, but the sight of him waddling up the remaining fairways will stay with me forever.
He got the nickname "pooper" after that, which really wound him up

 

[funkyfred]

Years ago playing Coulsdon Court (which I still do once a year) I hook my drive off the 13th tee (par 3) into the car park, bang, which takes some doing because its thickly protected by a big row of trees, any way we walk up to the green when all of a sudden a guys comes out and asks which one of you hit my car? just so happen to be a wedding show on at the hotel with loads of big limousine outside

As it just so happens two dodgy looking youngsters (1 club between them)who we had seen several holes earlier had just come out of the trees and started running towards the golf range behind us and the car park.
By then I had dropped a ball, ''not us, have you seen those two kids running around the course'' and off he went.

Never did find that ball.

On my once a year trip to Coulsdon Court I always park my car furthest away from the 13th green I can get, which is a long way.

 

[medwayjon]

The 12th green at Gillingham Golf Club is adjacent to the A2 and about 1/2 mile from what used to be a nightclub called the avenue

One night I was walking back from the nightclub with female company and we decided to nip through the gap in the hedge and christen the green.

 

[Snelly]

Not the worst thing I have done but the naughtiest was a fantastic frolic with a waitress at Hallowes Golf Club in Derbyshire. Can't reveal details. Long time ago though - in the 80's.

Wonderful looking girl! I was just 17 she was 26 - it was educational!

 

[Smiffy]

One night I was walking back from the nightclub with female company and we decided to nip through the gap in the hedge and christen the green.

That's the first indentation I've ever known you make on a putting surface John

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A two inch breaking putt now needs a foot of borrow

 

[Smiffy]

A two inch breaking putt now needs a foot of borrow

Would that be enough?
John is pretty big. And we don't know how heavy the bint was either

 

[medwayjon]

A two inch breaking putt now needs a foot of borrow

Would that be enough?
John is pretty big. And we don't know how heavy the bint was either

Cheeky monkey!

I was quite slender back then, must admit I used to chuckle everytime I played that hole many years later

 

[Smiffy]

I was quite slender back then, must admit I used to chuckle everytime I played that hole many years later

I dread to think how many had "played that hole" before and after

 

[bubba123405]

I was 18 and had been in the Army for about a year, serving in Germany. Whilst on exercise and slightly navigationally challenged in a forest somewhere, I drove a 15 ton FV 436 armoured personnel carrier straight across the green of a course I had come across. Took the flag out and everything. Those things leave a mark; well, 2 to be precise.

Terrible behaviour, but an absolute classic. Certainly the front runner, some easy ones to beat mind. I'm sure the chap who was let through by a 4ball was winding us up though. This is an interesting thread for sure, albeit likely ending with someone taking a dump in the hole on the 14th somewhere.