What Would Your Masters Menu Be?

[BiMGuy]

?

 

[jim8flog]

No change for me a couple of sandwiches and a bottle of red wine.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Based on nothing other than stuff I like to eat

Calamari rings
Traditional English roast beef, Yorkshire puddings, garlic roast potatoes and mixed veg, beef gravy
Apple crumble and custard

 

[Springveldt]

Heinz tomato soup

Deep fried haggis in batter with chips

Sticky toffee pudding with custard.

 

[SatchFan]

Tiger bread

 

[spongebob59]

No theme but what I like too

Salt and chilli crispy fried chicken wings

Pork porchetta with kale and Tuscan roast spuds

Jam Roly poly with extra jam and ice cream.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Whatever they are giving to the prisoners in Birmingham (Alabama) Jail on that day.

 

[MarkT]

Same answer as every other year...

Whatever the seasonal greens are in April in Georgia along with some scallops, Welsh lamb and Viennetta to finish.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Prawn cocktail, 1980's version
Seafood paella
Apple strudel and custard

 

[nickjdavis]

I'd mess them up with a Chicken Phall and six pints of Cobra.

 

[Sats]

Dim sum to start

Whole Roasted Turbot, Seasonal Greens

Chocolate Fondant with Vanilla Ice cream.

 

[spongebob59]

I'd mess them up with a Chicken Phall and six pints of Cobra.

In the good old days Bombay duck to start, but without that I'd add poppadum and lime pickles to that ?

 

[banjofred]

A GOOD Mexican meal of Burrito or Chimichunga.....if not, then go with a good Vindaloo.

 

[DaveR]

Pot Noodle

 

[HeftyHacker]

Morecambe Bay potted shrimps for starters.

Butter Pie and chips main.

Stick Toffee Pudding with Wallings toffee crunch ice cream for pudding.

 

[Barking_Mad]

Pot Noodle

Bombay Bad Boy?

 

[DaveR]

Bombay Bad Boy?

Nah.....possum and grits

 

[Orikoru]

Halloumi & Turkish sausage starter.
Rib-eye steak with chips and creamed spinach.
A rich, gooey chocolate brownie for desert.

That was just off the top of my head, and I realise there's no real cohesion from starter to main but who cares.

Edit: Maybe crab cakes starter instead.

 

[Deleted member 3432]

I'd probably skip it if it meant having to wear that cheesy green jacket and looking like a right clown.

 

[mister v]

foie gras (cruel i know but love the stuff)
herefordshire beef, spuds, gravey, yorkshires, veg
viennetta