I could have been a professional short driving champion.
Smoking. At age 21 I could smoke more fags than anyone else I have ever met. Could have turned pro easily. In fact, had that been available, I might have been able to afford to carry on. Sadly, I had to quit due to lack of funds. Who knows what might have been.
a warm beach, a bar, a golf course alongside - and the only shoes you own have cleats.)
a warm beach, a bar, a golf course alongside - and the only shoes you own have cleats.)
And a friendly pro living next door
(I meant Pro golfer)
And a friendly pro living next door
(I meant Pro golfer)
And a friendly pro living next door
(I meant Pro golfer)
You were right the first time.
Who wants a bald headed old git living next door to them?
Give me a brunette of easy virtue and a decent pair of fun bags any day of the week
And a friendly pro living next door
(I meant Pro golfer)
Give me a brunette of easy virtue and a decent pair of fun bags any day of the week