What am I like

[drawboy]

I recently went on my hols, of course I wanted to take one of my Mizzy hats for essential sun protection. Before I went I took off my heritage magnetic ball marker. "I'll put it here for safe keeping" say's I to myself, well I've been back 4 weeks and can I find it? Can I fuc........!
What a knob

 

[BROOKIE]

Don't tell me your lass as put it in her make up bag?

 

[Doc]

It's on the fridge door

 

[drawboy]

It's on the fridge door

Mate, i'm 17 stone if it was there I'd have found it by now believe me.

 

[snell]

It's on the fridge door

Mate, i'm 17 stone if it was there I'd have found it by now believe me.

Haha just spat a mouthful of Stella out after reading that!!!!

 

[Region3]

It's on the fridge door

Mate, i'm 17 stone if it was there I'd have found it by now believe me.

 

[john0]

Maybe you left it in the fruit bowl

 

[jammydodger]

Somewhere metal in the garage ? Near where you keep your clubs ? Maybe the up and over framework for the garage door.

 

[Essex_Stu]

Have you looked on your hat

 

[timgolfy]

It's behind you!

 

[chrisd]

The payment desk at the Weightwatchers meeting room???


Chris

 

[drawboy]

The payment desk at the Weightwatchers meeting room???


Chris

ooooooo meowww!

 

[Basher]

Found it yet DB?

 

[drawboy]

Nope Basher old pal I give up!!

 

[drawboy]

I've found it YIPPPPPEEEE. It was on one of my visors that had been pushed to the back of my wardrobe, I really do have too many Mizuno hats.

 

[USER1999]

That's your problem then. Buy one decent quality hat, titleist would do, and you're sorted.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Senility is a terrible thing (isn't it Bob?)