Tiger - press conference

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PGA announced a press conference Friday 11 am (local time) re Tiger Woods.

What do folks think-

1. back before masters
2. back before end 2010
3. back 2011
4. not coming back.....ever!


I reckon he'll be back for the Masters.
 
I heard a week ago that he was out of the clinic and him and erin were re building.

Can only imagine that the conference is to let everybody know that the demons have been expelled from tiger during his latest exorcism so he can play golf again.

The USPGA have probably been messing themselves over the tiger issue as I'd bet they be planning to loose some sponsorship too.

Tiger Slam is on.
 
Has to be option 1. Looking forward to finding out as havent felt its the same watching someone win on the US tour when Tiger hasnt been in the field. Thought the same when he was injured to.
 
Would love to see a group of women around the 1st tee with "Sh*g me Tiger" written on their t shirts....

You never know, it could be a good Ryder Cup ploy :)
 
Sounds like he'll be back for the Masters - I know I wouldn't want to be drawn with him. The galleries following him will be even more huge than before.
 
PGA announced a press conference Friday 11 am (local time) re Tiger Woods.

What do folks think-

1. back before masters
2. back before end 2010
3. back 2011
4. not coming back.....ever!


I reckon he'll be back for the Masters.
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5. Going into business with John Terry and Vernon Kay

:D :p
 
I reckon its the return. I would guess he'll play the eek before (is that Hilton Head?) to get some tournament practice and then off to Augusta. I reckon he's already been down there and working on his strategy and I don't think he'll win but I can see a strong top 10 and a foundation for Pebble Beach and St Andrews which he loves
 
I think he will announce his return which i think wont be the week before augusta i think it will be at Bay Hill for arnies tourney or the tavistock and then onto augusta for the 1st leg of the grand slam!!!
 
Word on the street is that many fellow players are annoyed about the timing of this press conference in the middle of the WGC Accenture event. All of a sudden the media don't give a hoot about the WGC. McIlroy reckons Tiger's timed it to annoy Accenture who dropped him after his recent misdemeanors. If that's true it doesn't look like Tom Watsons request for some humility from Tiger has been heeded. :D
Suppose we'll have to wait and see.
 
I will be surprised if he wins any of the majors this year.
From a personal viewpoint, I don't really care if he comes back or not as golf will manage just fine without him.
 
Tigers press conference will go something like this (I really hope so anyway):

"I arsed up, i'm dead sorry for my "transgressions" however please understand that said "transgressions" had fabulous breasts :D

Me & Elin are back on track and we're gonna be fine....

Down to buisness, my schedule is the Arnold Palmer Invitational and then i'll be teeing it up at The Masters and going forward it will be business as usual"

I'm off to the bookies tomorrow, what price for all 4 majors this year you reckon?
 
Tigers press conference will go something like this (I really hope so anyway):

"I arsed up, i'm dead sorry for my "transgressions" however please understand that said "transgressions" had fabulous breasts :D

Me & Elin are back on track and we're gonna be fine....

Down to buisness, my schedule is the Arnold Palmer Invitational and then i'll be teeing it up at The Masters and going forward it will be business as usual"
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I think it'll be :

IF I had arsed up, and let anyone down, I'd be dead sorry.

I'm really cheesed of that I got found out and I blame the intrusive media for all this.

I'm paying lip service to my wife for the time being until I can find myself a new bint that I can trust to keep her mouth shut ( at least until I unzip my pants ).

There's no way I'm letting her divorce me until I can hide some of my hard earned into a few offshore accounts.

But it's not my fault, it's her's. She drove me to it.

I think I've stashed enough cash away, so I'm coming back out to play. If she doesn't like it she can swivel ( but then, if she'd done that in the first place, maybe I wouldn't have needed the other women )

Thank you, no more questions.

Oh, btw anyone know any likely bits of stuff for a quick 9 holes.
 
It's seams a bit too late to me to come out and apologies for his actions ... he should have done it after the Thanksgiving fiasco.

Still I hope he will be back for the Masters and be a better person on and off the golf course.
 
There's no way he will be asked any real probing questions (or questions on probing!) as his management have already selected the press to be there and the questions to be asked. It will be a very wooly interview with a one off apology. It's all part of the plan. And i think when he returns the first person in the crowd to shout out any wise crack will either be evicted by his security staff or be trampled to death by his brain washed followers, Now which one of you said Jehova?!! :D
 
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