Tiger - press conference

[AuburnWarrior]

is that Hilton Head?

Paris is doing what???

Yeah, Tiger will be back for that!!!

 

[Iaing]

Perhaps the PGA are suspending him like John Daly.

 

[madandra]

This is my translation as to what Tiger will say;



I am eternally sorry for my transgretions (It was good whilst it lasted)

I am sorry for the shame I brought on my family (I am sorry I got caught)

I hope people will learn by my mistakes (Guys, dont trust what the bitches say)

I want to work on my marriage (Erin has agreed to dress up like a porn star)

I am a family man and want some privacy (If you catch me humpin' another burd her indoors will sue me for millions)

I want to concentrate on my golf (I hope to F&*& Nike dont drop me)

 

[birdieman]

I'm hoping we'll get a deep and meaningful Eric Cantona style 'trawlers' moment where the journos all look at eachother and say a collective "Eh?".

But lets face it it'll be dull as dishwater reading of a statement prepared by his 'team' prepared over 2 months and read with his usual contempt for his audience.

However I imagine his clubs will do the talking big style after this, expect at least a couple of majors this year from him.

 

[thecraw]

He may just say

"I hear Cheryl is single again and I'm confident in my ability to pull her."

 

[Dodger]

Or ''Don't believe everything you read in the press......15?? try 48.''

 

[Atticus_Finch]

However I imagine his clubs will do the talking big style after this, expect at least a couple of majors this year from him.

Can't disagree more Stu. I'm at work just now, so can't get on to Ladbrokes, but can anyone find out the odds on tiger winning hee-haw this year?

 

[IM01]

Paddypower 6/4 none
11/8 1
3/1 2
14/1 3
33/1 all four