Thread bingo

[Leftitshort]

Joining fees, roll ups, people self flagellating because they hate themselves for liking golf. Perception that golfers are stuck up, posters that are actually stuck up. Some fella who thinks he’s gonna shake up golf because he’s so edgy. 28 to scratch, starting a blog

 

[Deleted member 23270]

Nobody knows. It's the same as white socks with shorts and numerous other rules - written a hundred years ago but have survived thanks to 'tradition' and old buggers who don't like change.

I was told years ago it's because metal spikes used to destroy the tarmac in the car park. Sounds feasible but may be BS

 

[Pathetic Shark]

And everything that is wrong with the WHS

 

[Canary_Yellow]

Bar levy and car park golfers please

 

[Deleted member 1147]

A flounce off the forum ?

 

[IanM]

Do tattoos have to be correctly spelled?

Hoodies

Has someone said "iron covers?"

 

[Boomy]

Do tattoos have to be correctly spelled?

Hoodies

Has someone said "iron covers?"

Even worse… iron covers connected by string, and a portable ball cleaner hanging off the bag ?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Golf ball retrievers

 

[Boomy]

Golf ball retrievers

Handy those, for retrieving balls out of gorse bushes on the old links ?‍?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Handy those, for retrieving balls out of gorse bushes on the old links ?‍?

I assume mean retrieving other peoples balls. Think Frag has a well worn version (he would say rescuing Imug's bad ones)

 

[Jimaroid]

Chippers

Pink Castle Tees

What is the best ball

Hitting the ball too far

Not hitting the ball far enough

Greens in regulation

Strokes gained

Aimpoint

Wedge grinds

Modern irons are jacked

What shaft

Buttery soft

The Old Course is not even the best course in St Andrews

What works at my my club must be right for your club

Booking tee times

Balls out the chute

“Stapleford”

Bored now…

 

[IanM]

Gaming

 

[Robster59]

Anything to do with financial outlay at the club.

• Joining fees
• Membership fees
• Bar fees
• Comp fees
• Any fees basically

 

[Canary Kid]

Yes, but apart from all those …

 

[sunshine]

Some fella who thinks he’s gonna shake up golf because he’s so edgy. 28 to scratch, starting a blog

Haha that’s a good one. Haven’t had one of those wannabe influencers for ages.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Ladies golf good to watch / worth watching
Paige Spiranac...discuss

 

[Boomy]

Ladies golf good to watch / worth watching
Paige Spiranac...discuss

Claire Hogle has a fantastic swing ??

 

[Voyager EMH]

Parties during lockdown.
The consequences of Brexit.
Taking back control. (laws, borders, money)
Unleashing Britain's potential.
Building 50 new hospitals.

Should keep us going for a bit, eh?

Sorry. Unmentionable all.

 

[Neilds]

it was/wasn't handball/a penalty/offside - delete as required

 

[HomerJSimpson]

it was/wasn't handball/a penalty/offside - delete as required

Plus VAR takes too long/rubbish/why didn't the ref check the monitor