Things That Gladden The Heart

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Firstly: biscuits surely go soggy in the fridge?

Secondly: chocolate needs to be at room temperature to be at its best.

You'll thank me Phil!

Firstly : Biscuits DO NOT go in the fridge.

Secondly : Biscuits SHOULD NOT have chocolate on them.

Oh, and there's a Thirdly.

Thirdly : Phil's correct, dark chocolate is just evil.
 

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Firstly : Biscuits DO NOT go in the fridge.

Secondly : Biscuits SHOULD NOT have chocolate on them.

Oh, and there's a Thirdly.

Thirdly : Phil's correct, dark chocolate is just evil.

Your secondly is pure madness. Madness I tell you. The beauty of a Hob Nob is so enhanced with the addition of Chocolate to be unrecognisable...
 

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News that gladdens the heart:
My wife is just out of (replacement knee) theatre and sounding chirpy, "which is nice".
(Remember that?)
Followed by:
"But there's no visiting tonight, love".
I had to suppress my fist in the air "Yesss!!" and say "Aww!"
😘🍷🍷🍷
I admit it. I'm a cad.
If my wife is away for more than 24 hours I go completely feral. Dishes pile up, takeaway cartons and beer bottles all over the place.
Then the sweat is on to get the place tidy before she gets back.
 

Sid Rixon IV

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If my wife is away for more than 24 hours I go completely feral. Dishes pile up, takeaway cartons and beer bottles all over the place.
Then the sweat is on to get the place tidy before she gets back.
Ive cooked my own Chilli from scratch (my treat to me as she doesn't like it) and entirely cleaned up everything involved.
However, when she returns her blue eyes will transform into red laser beams and her brain will will compute the data as in Robocop/Terminator. I will then receive a Craig Revel Horwood grudging "compliment" meaning "I'll do it properly later as soon as I can walk".
🫣
 

srixon 1

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If my wife is away for more than 24 hours I go completely feral. Dishes pile up, takeaway cartons and beer bottles all over the place.
Then the sweat is on to get the place tidy before she gets back.
Mine is on her third day away of a two week cruise with her mum. I could have malnutrition by the time she returns 🤣
 
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