Slime
Tour Winner
I managed to remove 12 tree stumps from a clients garden today, when I thought it'd take much longer!
Things That Gladden The Heart
- Thread starter HomerJSimpson
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Piece
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My U14s team winning the top league title last Sunday.?? First season in three years that has been properly completed. Over these three years, they've won 43 out of 46, losing once!?
Brucie bonus of then winning a local 5 a side tourno the next day. ?
Brucie bonus of then winning a local 5 a side tourno the next day. ?
srixon 1
Journeyman Pro
My ideal job?….getting paid for doing nothing.
Golfmmad
Tour Winner
Have you got your clubs, and even if you haven't, with all that money your making, go hire a set...... boredom sorted!!I had a phone call from my agency this afternoon to tell me that the boat I'm joining has been delayed and won't be in Aberdeen until 16th May at the earliest. The sensible solution would've been for the client to fly me home and put me on half day rate as a standby rate until they could confirm when the boat would arrive and then fly me back up. Instead of that they've extended my hotel booking for an extra week and are keeping me up here on full day rate. Happy days for me as it means I'll spend 12 days (minimum) on full day rate while sitting in a hotel before I even join the boat. And having looked at the weather forecast for where they're currently working it wouldn't surprise me if the 16th May becomes the 18th or even the 20th May before the boat gets here. I'm glad that I've got internet access, Sky Sports Go, Amazon Prime, Disney Plus and Netflix to keep me entertained while I'm getting paid for doing nothing.
No, Thankyou. ?
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
I love these. Having some more this evening.
It does remind me, however, of the Friends episode where Joey ate his flatmate's potpourri.
It does remind me, however, of the Friends episode where Joey ate his flatmate's potpourri.
Dando
Q-School Graduate
The Lidl ones are pretty good as well
richart
Major Champion
You will be able to play with PNWokingham. He has joined there recently. ?
PJ87
Journeyman Pro
Lovely day today.
Mate arrived at 11 with her daughter and new puppy
Girls got on like a house on fire
Then since they left all I have heard from the twins is
Dog, dog gone? Woof ??
Mate arrived at 11 with her daughter and new puppy
Girls got on like a house on fire
Then since they left all I have heard from the twins is
Dog, dog gone? Woof ??
Thanks to @PhilTheFragger and @Beezerk I was able to pin down the problem with my temperamental mower. It ended up being the connection I had fitted after my wife went over the wire a few years ago. The wires were fine but the two parts were not connecting together tightly enough. I was able to hold them together and finish the grass. I've had a fiddle, hopefully resolved it properly but if not I'll just get another connection.
Problem identified and if not fully resolved then most of the way there ?
Problem identified and if not fully resolved then most of the way there ?
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
That’s it, blame the wife ???
D
Deleted member 25172
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God I love being back in Sweden for some proper pizza! No, I didn’t eat it all. Mission impossible.
Dando
Q-School Graduate
I bet you did eat it all!
D
Deleted member 25172
Guest
I didn’t stand a chance! The remaining half is securely tucked away in the fridge. Ready for dinner, or possibly breakfast tomorrow to start the new week off in style…
Neilds
Assistant Pro
Is it donner kebab topping? Looks good
D
Deleted member 25172
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Indeed is. I went for the “light” option without fries on top…
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
True story.
Back in my student days in N Upon T, Pizzaland offered a Monday night "Buy 2 pizzas, but eat as many as you can." You had to completely finish, crusts and all, before you could order another. I remember helping out a mate with the crust of his third so he could order a fourth. I ate five, completely finished, then called it a night. Beat everyone else there, so was chuffed.
Happy days they were too.
Back in my student days in N Upon T, Pizzaland offered a Monday night "Buy 2 pizzas, but eat as many as you can." You had to completely finish, crusts and all, before you could order another. I remember helping out a mate with the crust of his third so he could order a fourth. I ate five, completely finished, then called it a night. Beat everyone else there, so was chuffed.
Happy days they were too.
arnieboy
Challenge Tour Pro
You're not alone, I did the same thing with my hedge trimmer last year.
I've done the hedge trimmer twice now ??. Far too easy to do. It's a shame decent cordless ones are so expensive.
Fade and Die
Medal Winner
Aye and a shame common sense ain’t! ?
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Well done ‘our’ Lottie (Woad) finishing tied 13th (-10) in the LET Madrid Open. Four sub-par rounds testing, for the first time, her game against the top European pros. A huge confidence boost to her as she had been a bit down having missed out being selected for the Curtis Cup squad. Onwards and upwards lass! ?