Things I hate

[PuttPuttSteve]

No golf trousers in my size (fat arse and short legs) during the sales.

That

. . . . and bare, muddy lies from which I cannot play a chip or pitch for love nor money.

 

[BubbaP]

Whats HNSP??

forums.golf-monthly.co.uk/showthread.php?62964-Where-Playing-Partners-Stand-when-I-tee-off

 

[Break90]

Golfers who drop the flag on the green rather than placing it carefully.

Golfers who delay the game faffing about with scorecards - if it's your turn to tee off, fill your scorecard in afterwards.

 

[Tiger man]

People butting in and trying to tell you what to do at the range, please leave me alone

 

[Fyldewhite]

Those rubber tees of different heights linked together with string.

 

[HawkeyeMS]

Faffers, just get on with it

This ^^^^

 

[Big Bandito]

Donald Trump. Although I hear his golf courses are rather good.

 

[srixon 1]

Getting out of the shower, and then realising that the wife has put the towels in the wash without getting clean ones out of the cupboard.

 

[Green Bay Hacker]

forums.golf-monthly.co.uk/showthread.php?62964-Where-Playing-Partners-Stand-when-I-tee-off

Honey roast peanuts for me please.

 

[srixon 1]

Un-repaired pitch-marks. Especially those that are within 6 feet of the hole. There is just no excuse for not repairing them when they are that close to the hole.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Front, middle and back pin markers on flags + 150yd markers. Learn to play golf based on judgement!

Blimey - I have a kindred spirit - with you being one of those who eschew DMDs

 

[JohnnyDee]

People who hook a holed putt out of the hole with the back of their putter - totally disregarding potentially damaging the hole for those following on behind.

Grrrrrrrrrr!

 

[fundy]

Playing a poker satellite where the first 3 get an £1100 seat to a £1m tournament next week and finishing 4th sigh

 

[MashieNiblick]

Garish plastic and chrome stuff stuck on the back of otherwise good looking irons
Having to use a new sand wedge in a bunker that you know is full of stones
Playing a difficult chip or pitch to inside 3 feet then missing the putt

 

[PhilTheFragger]

This is the Lounge so Golf Related stuff only perlease

 

[Hobbit]

Sitting in the clubhouse after a round listening to someone describe their round shot by shot. "I was out there with you, you numpty. I saw it in real life."

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

Sitting in the clubhouse after a round listening to someone describe their round shot by shot. "I was out there with you, you numpty. I saw it in real life."

Yes, but does their description match your recollection?

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

As posted, pitch marks on greens, just repair them

 

[Oddsocks]

Sitting in the clubhouse after a round listening to someone describe their round shot by shot. "I was out there with you, you numpty. I saw it in real life."

So you've played with science boy as well. :rofl:

 

[Capella]

Unsolicited advice. i swear, the next guy who tells me to keep my head down during a round is gonna eat my 5 iron. Crosswise.