Golf stuff that doesn’t work… or does it?

[Lucifer MorningStar]

Thing is, if I choose not to play when it's frozen, I then have to spend that day with the wife.

Could tell her you played whilst you take yourself off somewhere for a coffee

 

[Backache]

Frozen ground means I can hit my driver a bit over my usual distance but it still doesn't go very far.
Quite enjoy frozen ground.