Smiffy
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A professor was visiting East Anglia University giving a talk on the paranormal.
He stood in front of a packed auditorium and said "Today we will be talking about ghosts"...
About 150 students fell into hushed silence.
"Hands up all those that believe in ghosts" he said.
About 80 hands shot up.
"Great, it's good to see you are taking this seriously. Now hands up, all those that have actually seen a ghost"
About half the number of hands went back down again.
"This is good" he said. "Now hands up, all those that have actually talked to a ghost"
Most people put their hands down, but about 10 or so students left their hands up.
"Right, now we are getting somewhere" said the professor.
"Hands up those that have actually touched a ghost"
Most hands now went down, but three hands remained in the air, including a young local lads at the back of the room.
"OK" said the professor, "this one have always resulted in a blank, but I'll ask it anyway. Hands up, all those that have actually had sex with a ghost"
The only hand left up was the young lads at the back of the room.
"Well that's amazing" said the professor and gestured to the young lad to come down to the stage.
As the youngster arrived at the stage, the professor turned to him and said "Well son, that's the first time anybody has ever answered positively to my last question. Now please tell everybody else here what it was like having sex with a ghost"
The student looked embarressed and then said "I'm sorry Sir, I was right at the back of the room and could hardly hear anything. I thought you said GOATS"
He stood in front of a packed auditorium and said "Today we will be talking about ghosts"...
About 150 students fell into hushed silence.
"Hands up all those that believe in ghosts" he said.
About 80 hands shot up.
"Great, it's good to see you are taking this seriously. Now hands up, all those that have actually seen a ghost"
About half the number of hands went back down again.
"This is good" he said. "Now hands up, all those that have actually talked to a ghost"
Most people put their hands down, but about 10 or so students left their hands up.
"Right, now we are getting somewhere" said the professor.
"Hands up those that have actually touched a ghost"
Most hands now went down, but three hands remained in the air, including a young local lads at the back of the room.
"OK" said the professor, "this one have always resulted in a blank, but I'll ask it anyway. Hands up, all those that have actually had sex with a ghost"
The only hand left up was the young lads at the back of the room.
"Well that's amazing" said the professor and gestured to the young lad to come down to the stage.
As the youngster arrived at the stage, the professor turned to him and said "Well son, that's the first time anybody has ever answered positively to my last question. Now please tell everybody else here what it was like having sex with a ghost"
The student looked embarressed and then said "I'm sorry Sir, I was right at the back of the room and could hardly hear anything. I thought you said GOATS"
