The Footie Thread

[irip]

Do you need an assistant? I'll bring the biscuits .

I've no problem in getting sacked and receiving a whopping payout

We could get half the forum on board as the back room staff.
Wonder if Hobbit fancies being our chief overseas scout?
I’m not putting Lucifer in charge of the Xmas party though

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I'm just watching highlights of the Brighton West Ham game. The second penalty . Another rugby tackle where the defender doesn't bother looking for the ball and doesn't understand why it's given.

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

We could get half the forum on board as the back room staff.
Wonder if Hobbit fancies being our chief overseas scout?
I’m not putting Lucifer in charge of the Xmas party though

Woah there put me in charge of the party you’ll have a hell of a time, you might die from alcohol consumption and have to explain the shenanigans to the tabloids after but it’d be fun. Just don’t put me in charge of the normal festive stuff

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

So Maresca has gone officially then. Quick get the application in.

 

[Arthur Wedge]

Not sure there is a club that’s more a basket case

 

[Tashyboy]

Happy new year for the Chelsea fans or not.

 

[Hobbit]

I’m going to apply for the job, I’ll take a 5 year contract and they can get rid of me in the summer.

It appears the formula at Chelsea is put the names in the hat and just draw out whose turn it is to play.

If your post count in the thread is over 15 a day you’ll get short listed!

 

[Lord Tyrion]

So Maresca has gone officially then. Quick get the application in.

@irip and myself are first in the queue . I'm bringing Jaffa cakes and KitKats to the table, I'm feeling confident

 

[Tashyboy]

@irip and myself are first in the queue . I'm bringing Jaffa cakes and KitKats to the table, I'm feeling confident

Big Sam will Eat them.

 

[Arthur Wedge]

Liam Rosenior

 

[Billysboots]

Liam Rosenior

That’s the suggestion. Isn’t he at a sister club already?

 

[irip]

@irip and myself are first in the queue . I'm bringing Jaffa cakes and KitKats to the table, I'm feeling confident

We are in, you mentioned Jaffa Cakes which clinched it.

Don’t give up your golf membership we will have you back on the course every Saturday by the time it warms up

 

[irip]

Woah there put me in charge of the party you’ll have a hell of a time, you might die from alcohol consumption and have to explain the shenanigans to the tabloids after but it’d be fun. Just don’t put me in charge of the normal festive stuff

Your in. You can be Santa and Lord T is perfect for an Elf.
I’m more of an old carthorse than a Reindeer but enough Whiskey and I can do the red nose

 

[irip]

If your post count in the thread is over 15 a day you’ll get short listed!

That will make Phil director of football, owner and chairman then

 

[Arthur Wedge]

That’s the suggestion. Isn’t he at a sister club already?

It just shows how poorly that club has been run

Might be a short appointment until Glasner is available

 

[clubchamp98]

Who comes in next ?

Give Pinseeker a go.

 

[Arthur Wedge]

Give Pinseeker a go.

- he is waiting for the Liverpool job

 

[Hobbit]

- he is waiting for the Liverpool job

He’d Slot in quite nicely…

 

[clubchamp98]

He’d Slot in quite nicely…

Imagine!

 

[Slime]

We could get half the forum on board as the back room staff.
Wonder if Hobbit fancies being our chief overseas scout?
I’m not putting Lucifer in charge of the Xmas party though

I could join and be in charge of the players' dietry requirements!