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The "definitive" Old Farts v Whippersnappers thread.......

I did hear you managed to shoot less than your age recently, i would like to congragulate you on going round in 112 shots:whoo:

That was my nett score so it doesn't count!

Keep this up and you'll be going to bed early on Sunday with no tea!
 
That was my nett score so it doesn't count!

Keep this up and you'll be going to bed early on Sunday with no tea!

He's trying to get us rattled but I am bringing my mind coach with me. We shall be having a six hour deep meditation session prior to playing our match - but if that doesn't work I shall crunch a Werther's every time he starts his downswing.

That ought to fettle him.
 
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He's trying to get us rattled but I am bringing my mind coach with me. We shall be having a six hour deep meditation session prior to playing our match - but if that doesn't work I shall crunch a Werther's every time he starts his downswing.

That ought to fettle him.

Is that where you sit in a room and try to remember your own names and where you are?

The way i am swinging at the moment you could pop a balloon in my ear it would not make a difference:mad:
 
Nice draw for me. Looking forward to playing against 2 of the nicest people I've met off here, and partnering someone I've not played with before in Mr. Grebo - who hopefully has very strong shoulders :)
 
Nice draw for me. Looking forward to playing against 2 of the nicest people I've met off here, and partnering someone I've not played with before in Mr. Grebo - who hopefully has very strong shoulders :)


Lucky old you. I've been drawn against the knob that is JustOne....
Mind you, he won't like all those trees. They will put paid to his "Bubba fade"
:D
 
Looking forward to this! As the only player who is yet to break 100, I've nothing to lose :D

Not such a fan of the course being described as tight and tree lined though...I'm more of a lateral thinker :o
 
Looking forward to this! As the only player who is yet to break 100, I've nothing to lose :D

Not such a fan of the course being described as tight and tree lined though...I'm more of a lateral thinker :o

What a right pair we're make on Sunday then, not sure if I can shot under a 100 at the moment either :o

Lesson next Wednesday to try and cure me of the unmentionables. So always a good chance of me being fixed if not the company will be good if nothing else :rofl:
 
What a right pair we're make on Sunday then, not sure if I can shot under a 100 at the moment either :o

Lesson next Wednesday to try and cure me of the unmentionables. So always a good chance of me being fixed if not the company will be good if nothing else :rofl:

Looks like Grumpy Jock and me are gonna need some sandwiches and alcohol, :rofl:
 
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