chrisd
Major Champion
Talking of surgery- will the children have had their dummies surgically removed by the day? Can't be doing with all their crying when they get their bottoms well and truly spanked
The "definitive" Old Farts v Whippersnappers thread.......
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Talking of surgery- will the children have had their dummies surgically removed by the day? Can't be doing with all their crying when they get their bottoms well and truly spanked
JohnnyDee
Tour Winner
Too much to hope for, so my idea is to give all of them a bag of sweeties and that ought to keep them mesmerised and diverted from trying to claim advantage when all the while we will' expectations found then into the dirt.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
We are playing "Forest" & "Pines" on the Sunday afternoon, followed the next morning by "Pines" & "Beeches"
Exact tee times for Sunday are as follows.......
2.16 SMIFFY/CHRISD v KRAXX68/JUSTONE
2.24 LEFTIE/TEEGIRL v REGION3/HEAVYGREBO
2.32 BLUEINMUNICH/GG26 v PAPERBOY/FOLIAGE FINDER
2.40 WILLIAMALEX1/GRUMPYJOCK v KHAMELION/STEVEW86
2.48 2BLUE/PUTTPUTTSTEVE v VIRTUOCITY/RUFF DRIVER
2.56 ROSECOTT/JOHNNYDEE v IRIP/GREIGINFIFE
3.04 IBSMITH04/FISH v RADBOURNE2010/BUTCHERCD
3.12 LIG/CROW v DAN2844/MOOGIE
The 1st tee is booked on Monday morning from 09.28 and the draw for the singles will be made on Sunday evening.
irip
Head Pro
chrisd
Major Champion
dan2844
Assistant Pro
does anyone know if theres a range or any sort of practice area there? probably (definitely) wont make a difference but i'll try and get on there before if i have time to kill!
irip
Head Pro
No idea, but they have a bar with all you need before the round, if i am early thats where ill be:cheers:
Wayman
Tour Winner
Yeah there is a range there but sure it was iron only
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
Interesting SI's on the Pines course.
The lowest 4 are 3 of the shortest par 5's you'll play all year and a par 3
The lowest 4 are 3 of the shortest par 5's you'll play all year and a par 3
ruff-driver
Journeyman Pro
Anyone know what the carry of the water is on hole 6
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
irip
Head Pro
Anyone know what the carry of the water is on hole 6
Its not the carry i am worried about its the depth
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
It's a bugger of a hole. I don't think I've ever scored a point on there all the times I've played it.
All about the drive. You have to knock a decent one up the middle but anything slightly blocked or faded will bounce up under some trees as the fairway does tend to kick to the right.
Too far left and you lengthen the hole and it's a big shot to clear the water.
You are then stymied.
irip
Head Pro
I know your old smiffy, but please tell me how can you score a point on a hole when were playing matchplay :smirk:
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
Anyone know what the carry of the water is on hole 6
Too far.
I know you give it a smack but to reach the fairway the other side is well over 300 carry. Even if you hit it that far it isn't worth the risk because unless you're arrow straight you'll be blocked out by trees.
It's 260 up the fairway short of the water then 220 to the green :thup:
ruff-driver
Journeyman Pro
I wasn't talking about your 3rd shot :rofl:
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
irip
Head Pro
Sorry Smiffy, I have been told if we can get to you the rest of your team will crumble, hit the lynchpin was the captains advice.When you're playing a Stableford as on previous visits you Jodrell....
Also i think it was not made clear in your post about any previous visit.
And what is a jodrell is that a word from the 1920s.?
