The "definitive" Old Farts v Whippersnappers thread.......

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If I knew how to set up a poll, I would do so.
I am sure that everybody going can agree to bring two different coloured shirts, like red/blue/black/white etc.
It will make it much easier to recognise who is on your team.
 

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For goodness sakes, it's not hard people.

Old Farts are wearing dark colours- either dark blue or black or similar tops.

Whippersnappers are wearing bright colours- i.e. white, yellow, neon with LED lights.

If you don't own any of these colours, then head to sports direct and spend a fiver.

Done.
 

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I think that we should all bring a blue and a black golf shirt with us.
The old farts will wear their blue ones on the Sunday afternoon, and their black ones on the Monday morning.
That way, if any of us keel over and kick the bucket, at least we will show solidarity in our mourning attire.
 

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For goodness sakes, it's not hard people.

Old Farts are wearing dark colours- either dark blue or black or similar tops.

Whippersnappers are wearing bright colours- i.e. white, yellow, neon with LED lights.

If you don't own any of these colours, then head to sports direct and spend a fiver.

Done.
Don't say neon Dave as chrisd will think he is young again after that shirt he wore in slow play edition of the golf monthly mag:whistle: i shall bring a white,blue,and black one rob no problem.
 

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I think that we should all bring a blue and a black golf shirt with us.
The old farts will wear their blue ones on the Sunday afternoon, and their black ones on the Monday morning.
That way, if any of us keel over and kick the bucket, at least we will show solidarity in our mourning attire.

Nice one. All settled.
 

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For goodness sakes, it's not hard people.

Old Farts are wearing dark colours- either dark blue or black or similar tops.

Whippersnappers are wearing bright colours- i.e. white, yellow, neon with LED lights.

If you don't own any of these colours, then head to sports direct and spend a fiver.

Done.

I thought you looked rather fetching in that shocking pink outfit :cool:
 

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Everyone must own a blue,black,white,red shirt rob dark blue one day or bulk and white the next ? If not it's easy to tell who is who's team as piss stain trousers on 1 side and non piss stained on other side:whistle:or you guns with ironed clothes and old boys who look like they have been dragged through a bush backwards.

I didn't realise you were watching me so closely last year.
 

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If I knew how to set up a poll, I would do so.
I am sure that everybody going can agree to bring two different coloured shirts, like red/blue/black/white etc.
It will make it much easier to recognise who is on your team.

Yep, there's a few whippersnappers that could quite easily be mistaken for an old fart.:rofl:
 

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What about different coloured shirt stickers or badges saying either Whips or Tofs :whoo:

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Can I suggest name badges for those of us that have reached the forgetful time of life? At least that way we have a chance of remembering our own names...
 

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Can I suggest name badges for those of us that have reached the forgetful time of life? At least that way we have a chance of remembering our own names...
Only if you lot promise to try and use a knife and fork at dinner and breakfast instead of your straws:whistle:
 
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