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The best nicknames

One of my mates is nicknamed "Brian the Snail" because he looks like Brian off the Magic Roundabout, and another is called "Mr. floppy" after his antics (or lack of) in Kos last year.
 
My mate at work spoke with a stammer .............so they called him M C Stammer after the rapper , MC was his initials ..............EYG
 
An old guy in a pool team we used to play against was called Skeletor as he looked like the cartoon character.
A friend of mine is called Ni as it's all he can say when you ask his name with his stammer.
A close friend of mine was called Horse because of the length of his hair but sadly passed away 10 years ago.
I have had several with the most memorable being called Exocet when I was in my teens as a could run pretty fast, the rest would get me a ban if I put them on here.
 
Im Ex Navy and we used to dish out some crackers

Karl "Syph" Ellis
Tim "Rhubarb" Rumble
Allan "Arma" Dellow
Craig "posh'n" Becks
Russell "Sticky" Stamp

Excocet was a term used for boring or annoying people because "you can see him coming, but there is flip all you can do about it"

Loads more too

Aint positing them on here mind !
 
There's a guy at my club is called "DRS" as in the device the F1 teams have to help them overtake. It's because he's got it fitted to his trolley but he is so slow, he never gets close enough to overtake anyone.
 
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