USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
I was at the club yesterday, and two of the 17 year olds were going out with the scratch team. Clearly good golfers, but flippin heck, they have no idea how to wear a pair of trousers.
Waist band just about covering their arse, big belt around the hips, which needs hauling up every few minutes to stop the trews falling down. The shirt then also needs to be tucked in after every swing.
To make it worse, it's raining, so out come the water proofs. Most people would pull these up high enough to go over the top of the belt, but no, the belt is trendy, and must remain visible at all times. As a result, the waist band of the waterproofs is now half way down the arse, and keeps falling lower. The crutch is below knee level, so they can't walk properly, and large pool of trousers around ankles as a trip hazard.
First tee, massive slice into the woods, due to lack of mobility due to kness being joined together.
Odd thing was, they won their match. Poor guys they played must have been really peeved. Bad enough losing, but losing to someone who has deliberately handicapped themselves with their clothes must really hurt.
May be trousers need to come with instructions?
Waist band just about covering their arse, big belt around the hips, which needs hauling up every few minutes to stop the trews falling down. The shirt then also needs to be tucked in after every swing.
To make it worse, it's raining, so out come the water proofs. Most people would pull these up high enough to go over the top of the belt, but no, the belt is trendy, and must remain visible at all times. As a result, the waist band of the waterproofs is now half way down the arse, and keeps falling lower. The crutch is below knee level, so they can't walk properly, and large pool of trousers around ankles as a trip hazard.
First tee, massive slice into the woods, due to lack of mobility due to kness being joined together.
Odd thing was, they won their match. Poor guys they played must have been really peeved. Bad enough losing, but losing to someone who has deliberately handicapped themselves with their clothes must really hurt.
May be trousers need to come with instructions?