Swearing on a golf course

[Imurg]

When I was inside the ropes covering the Valspar in Tampa a couple of years back, an American Ryder Cup player missed a short putt and walked past me beating Adele's record in the short distance from the 11th green to the 12th tee.

Couldn't possibly reveal his name but it rhymed with Hat-Trick Greed.

Shhh! Don't tell.....😂

 

[chrisd]

When I was inside the ropes covering the Valspar in Tampa a couple of years back, an American Ryder Cup player missed a short putt and walked past me beating Adele's record in the short distance from the 11th green to the 12th tee.

Couldn't possibly reveal his name but it rhymed with Hat-Trick Greed.

Lee Westwood ?? 😂

 

[Smiffy]

Couldn't possibly reveal his name but it rhymed with Hat-Trick Greed.

Martin Kaymer?

 

[ManinBlack]

I play with one or to that are rather potty mouthed. My old mate Mike Stannard had his own particular phrase that would resonate across the fairways and greens of Ascot on many occasions. We have a school teacher in our weekend roll up who lets rip on every hole, which is apparently the pent up stress and held in words he'd actually like to utter to pupils and parents alike. I've of course rarely muttered more than a damn

When my daughters were young we once watched their head teacher tee off on the first. He must have hit a bad one because he came out with a word that the girls had never heard him use at school. They were shocked & amused at the same time.

 

[patricks148]

my main one is "FFS" usually when i hook it with the driver... so at least 11 times a round.

 

[Jates12]

Mine is usually based around self analysis. The shorter version of Richard Cranium tends to be the nickname i give myself probably 10 times a round.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Lee Westwood ?? 

I said American Chris you &*%$$&*£$$£ !!!
Try harder please!

 

[chrisd]

I said American Chris you &*%$$&*£$$£ !!!
Try harder please!

MMMMMMMMMMMM he lives in America, wont that do??

 

[SaintHacker]

Lee Westwood ?? 😂

Martin Kaymer?

They sound nothing like Hatrick Greed for goodness sake... Its clearly Charles Howell the 3rd!

 

[Sats]

Gents
a gentle reminder that swearing on the forum is a no no as is disguising sweary words with asterisks and such like

given that in some of the recent posts on this thread some examples have been quoted in context, but it doesnt give permission for a free for all.

so please, no more examples are required

Thank You

Sorry

 

[NorfolkShaun]

Weirdly I never congratulate myself in the 3rd person for the cracking shots

lol