Swearing on a golf course

[Deleted member 18645]

Just seen this headline about Adele.

"Potty-mouthed Adele reclaims her swearing crown at Wembley gig with record 44 f***s, seven s***s, an a***, a p***, a d*** and a b*****d"

To some people, that's a normal 18 holes. Any advance on that?

 

[guest100718]

Just seen this headline about Adele.

"Potty-mouthed Adele reclaims her swearing crown at Wembley gig with record 44 f***s, seven s***s, an a***, a p***, a d*** and a b*****d"

To some people, that's a normal 18 holes. Any advance on that?

Probably, i'll keep a tally next saturday

 

[Tashyboy]

Unfortunately that is my vice, I play with ex pit lads and they could teach Adele one or two new ones. It is kept to a minimum until the odd poor shot or putt comes out then Lordy Lordy.

 

[londonlewis]

what's the four letter one that starts with a p?

p***?

 

[SaintHacker]

Just seen this headline about Adele.

"Potty-mouthed Adele reclaims her swearing crown at Wembley gig with record 44 f***s, seven s***s, an a***, a p***, a d*** and a b*****d"

To some people, that's a normal 18 holes. Any advance on that?

18? I could beat that in 9!

 

[Piece]

Millwall away. End.

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

Any self respecting Irishman.

 

[Canary_Yellow]

Thank goodness for that. I thought there was going to be a suggestion that I shouldn't swear on the course as well as not being allowed to sit at the halfway hut eating a bacon sarnie in a competition with my cap on....

 

[Dasit]

guy I played with last broke the record for most times saying c*** on a single hole

in the double figures

 

[LincolnShep]

I had never heard my Dad swear until I started playing golf with him.

 

[Fish]

Disgusting habit 😜

 

[Capella]

Even my mum swears on the golf course occasionally (and she is a very calm and happy person in normal life, never really fazed by anything). It is just very hard not to.

 

[Sats]

Just got that bottom sketch in my head at the moment "You F****** hit the nail on the head there you c****** b********"

I occasionally swear on the course depending on situation. I never shout them out and its generally within my playing partners whom I'm familiar with.

 

[williamalex1]

A Canadian friend of mine called golf" the wack f**k " game , because that was what he mostly heard, not from me BTW

 

[Fish]

There could be a record amount of infractions handed out due to this thread.

It's a honey trap, resist it, there's a culling being planned 😜

 

[Tashyboy]

I had never heard my Dad swear until I started playing golf with him.

Hope to god it wasn't on the f*****g windmill hole. Always sets my tyrets off that one.

 

[Dando]

On the Monday round at the recent FP meet I think I swore more than times I hit the golf ball and I hit a lot of fcuking shots!

 

[Captainron]

I love a good bout of swearing. I taught ChrisD a whole new vocabulary in Gainsborough last year. And teaching an old dog new tricks is not easy.

 

[williamalex1]

A Canadian friend of mine called golf" the wack f**k " game , because that was what he mostly heard, not from me BTW

Just remembered i once played about 7/8 holes swearing like a trouper, Then discovered the guy introduced as Curly was actually Father Curly a local priest, a nice lad who told a couple of cracking stories swear words included, RIP father Curly.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

I only quoted the Adele story line, I never ***** ****** ****** ****** ********* swore anywhere on this ****** ******** thread.

Why am I now thinking about that classic Two Ronnies sketch about the swear box in the pub?


And anyway, it's not a three putt, it's a ******-******* three putt!