Swearing on a golf course

[PhilTheFragger]

Gents
a gentle reminder that swearing on the forum is a no no as is disguising sweary words with asterisks and such like

given that in some of the recent posts on this thread some examples have been quoted in context, but it doesnt give permission for a free for all.

so please, no more examples are required

Thank You

 

[Tarkus1212]

guy I played with last broke the record for most times saying **** on a single hole

in the double figures

I don't remember you playing with me on Sunday

 

[williamalex1]

Gents
a gentle reminder that swearing on the forum is a no no as is disguising sweary words with asterisks and such like

given that in some of the recent posts on this thread some examples have been quoted in context, but it doesnt give permission for a free for all.

so please, no more examples are required

Thank You

OK father Phil, :thup:

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I play with one or to that are rather potty mouthed. My old mate Mike Stannard had his own particular phrase that would resonate across the fairways and greens of Ascot on many occasions. We have a school teacher in our weekend roll up who lets rip on every hole, which is apparently the pent up stress and held in words he'd actually like to utter to pupils and parents alike. I've of course rarely muttered more than a damn

 

[Lord Tyrion]

It doesn't work for me but I played with someone at the weekend who swore repeatedly as his golf collapsed. It reached the point where it was just plain funny, he had entered Basil Fawlty on steroids territory.

 

[Imurg]

Worst you'll hear at the Zoo is Fiddlesticks, Bother, I say and Gosh....anything stronger and they set the Lions on you....

This may or may not be true.....

 

[chellie]

I always thought it was compulsory.

 

[guest100718]

Just like mrs Doyle..

https://youtu.be/XLTnacYvvg4?t=55s

 

[larmen]

If they don't like swearing on the golf course they should get rid of the bunkers and cut the rough.

I don't think I do it a lot, but it is possibly something the offenders don't realise they are doing. So I could be mistaken.

 

[Robster59]

I hear a lot of swearing on my course. Mind you, living in Glasgow I hear lots off it as well.
I did get some laughs the other week when I missed a putt and said "balderdash" (apologies mods )

 

[SugarPenguin]

Are you even a proper golfer unless you swear at every bad shot?

 

[palindromicbob]

**** ******** ***** *********!

 

[HankMarvin]

Absolutely shocking that anyone should feel the need to swear on the golf course there is no place for it full stop.

 

[Dasit]

I go full third person rant mode


Give myself a proper dressing down every bad shot

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Don't like to hear it - but occasionally a wee swearie will escape me when I do something really, reallly stupid - as 'in oh for - sake'

 

[Smiffy]

I very rarely swear on the golf course.
But Bratty...... now there is a potty mouth.

 

[Slab]

I go full third person rant mode


Give myself a proper dressing down every bad shot

I'm kinda like this, swear at myself in third person (even as far as using my name) Sometimes I'm just a Muppet sometimes I'm a lot worse


Weirdly I never congratulate myself in the 3rd person for the cracking shots

 

[chrisd]

I love a good bout of swearing. I taught ChrisD a whole new vocabulary in Gainsborough last year. And teaching an old dog new tricks is not easy.

It wasn't any of the words in particular, it was a amazing ability to string so many together in a short coherent sentence, in any situation 😁

 

[chrisd]

On the Monday round at the recent FP meet I think I swore more than times I hit the golf ball and I hit a lot of fcuking shots!

You certainly swore straighter ! 🤣

 

[Deleted member 18645]

When I was inside the ropes covering the Valspar in Tampa a couple of years back, an American Ryder Cup player missed a short putt and walked past me beating Adele's record in the short distance from the 11th green to the 12th tee.

Couldn't possibly reveal his name but it rhymed with Hat-Trick Greed.