Signs of life and a new Nickname for Homer

[HawkeyeMS]

After 3 weeks forced break from golf I was back on the course this morning and there are definate signs of life in my game. I only had 32 pts but after my recent medal rounds of 92 & 96 and s'ford scores of 20, 21 & 23, 32 is like shooting under par to me. To top it off it was consistent, 14 bogies and 4 pars and par putts on 17 of the 18 holes. I drove it pretty well, hit my irons pretty well, chipped and putted well so it's all looking a bit more positive again. I only had one bogey putt outside a couple of feet so I wasn't exactly scrambling either.

On another note, it seems that Homer has started talking to himself, he sounds a bit like one of those positive mental attitude self help tapes. Apparently he's been doing it all weekend but it seems to work - he's started callng himself Mumble Buttocks :rofl:

 

[HomerJSimpson]

After 3 weeks forced break from golf I was back on the course this morning and there are definate signs of life in my game. I only had 32 pts but after my recent medal rounds of 92 & 96 and s'ford scores of 20, 21 & 23, 32 is like shooting under par to me. To top it off it was consistent, 14 bogies and 4 pars and par putts on 17 of the 18 holes. I drove it pretty well, hit my irons pretty well, chipped and putted well so it's all looking a bit more positive again. I only had one bogey putt outside a couple of feet so I wasn't exactly scrambling either.

On another note, it seems that Homer has started talking to himself, he sounds a bit like one of those positive mental attitude self help tapes. Apparently he's been doing it all weekend but it seems to work - he's started callng himself Mumble Buttocks :rofl:

No been listening to any trippy zen tapes but have been talking to myself. Mumble Buttocks is probably right - many of you will recognise it - talking out of my bottom! Found it very good to get over a bad shot and keep me focused and in a positive mood. Didn't quite work today but there is only so much talking you can do if you forget to bring a swing that works out with you