Shouting at your Ball

[gregbwfc]

"Don't go over there" is a pretty common refrain at the moment.

 

[Bratty]

I certainly don't shout "Be right" or "Be the ball" or any of that US nonsense.

I do however shout, "Draw", "Cut", "Stay there", "Drop", "Sit" and "You M*****f*****ing piece of f***** s*** c*** w**k b*st**d ball".

 

[Baldyeagle]

I certainly don't shout "Be right" or "Be the ball" or any of that US nonsense.

I do however shout, "Draw", "Cut", "Stay there", "Drop", "Sit" and "You M*****f*****ing piece of f***** s*** c*** w**k b*st**d ball".

Matches on the Telly would be more entertaining if they shouted that too .. anything other than some redneck shouting 'git in the hole' when someoen tees off on a par 5

 

[Region3]

"SIDDOWN!!!!!"

Either that or "Be Lucky" whilst cringing.

 

[SatchFan]

Usually "Where are you?" or "I know you're in there somewhere".

 

[TobyRich1928]

yep all the time! normally be right but i always do it, just a natural reaction i guess

 

[Bratty]

I certainly don't shout "Be right" or "Be the ball" or any of that US nonsense.

I do however shout, "Draw", "Cut", "Stay there", "Drop", "Sit" and "You M*****f*****ing piece of f***** s*** c*** w**k b*st**d ball".

Matches on the Telly would be more entertaining if they shouted that too .. anything other than some redneck shouting 'git in the hole' when someone tees off on a par 5

Absolutely! Just once, I'd like to see one of the guys on tour do a Happy Gilmore!

Happy misses a putt

 

[quinn]

" COME BAAAAACK " is getting alot of use at the moment, especially after hitting my driver ,

 

[Toby_LeRhone]

I have a fried who yells "BREAK!!!!!!" at his putts.........even if theres no break

Perhaps he thinks it means 'brake', as in stop!

 

[HawkeyeMS]

"Get Down", "Be Good" and "fcuk off Stannard, it's not that difficult" are my favourites at present.

 

[trevor]

I often have a chat with mine on the tee, things like "come on ball, you know where to go" and "remember there's a lake over there and you'll drown if you go in it".

 

[Tiger]

I have golf tourettes though sometimes I find myself trying to talk to it with my eyes, you know the one that forlorn please don't go over/in there look. Have found talking to be more effective than simpering stares!

Favourite phrases are hold, stay, get there and sit.

 

[Mongoose]

I also talk to mine, else how would it know where I want it to go?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

""fcuk off Stannard, it's not that difficult" are my favourites at present.

He has been playing with one of our Saturday group too much. He's nicknamed Tourettes for a reason. I've always talked to my shots and very few have listened over the years but is it just me or do you shout something like "spin" and it does and you have a real smug feeling as though your command actually made a difference

 

[FourPutt]

I always find myself laughing at the guys who thin a chip through the green and yell "BITE!!!", hit a massive hook and scream "CUT!" or hit a big ole slice and shout "DRAW!"

 

[RGDave]

I don't need to shout at my ball.

I hit it. I know it's spot on, so I don't watch the finish, I just tuck my glove in my pocket and pull out my putter....and start the walk of glory.













Then I wake up.

 

[TheClaw]

"THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!" before every drive. Gets me an extra 26 yards on average.

 

[Smiffy]

I was playing with a German guy who was a member at our club once. He nobbled his 3 wood off the fairway, and as it was bounding towards a water hazard he was saying "jump, jump, jump, jump"....
It then plopped in the water and he started saying "svim, svim, svim".
Brought a smile to my face

 

[JustOne]

...and "fcuk off Stannard, it's not that difficult" are my favourites at present.

Ha! Some funny replies, my most recent one (the past two years) is....

"for fcuk sake...STOP!!!!!!"