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[Khamelion]

Taking a leaf out of Mock the week, lets start with :-

Unlikely things to happen in a hospital

After the failed gender reassignment operation, Bob was as happy as a dog with two....

 

[jdpjamesp]

Dr Smith went on record today proclaiming his love for the Tory government.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Daily Telegraph supports innovative SNP Scottish government.

 

[Break90]

My trip to A & E lasted under 20 minutes as the waiting room ws empty when I arrived.

 

[Paul77]

I arrived on time, was taken on time and saw the consultant early. I was in and out and back home in time for Doctors on BBC1

 

[Rooter]

Unlikely things to happen in a hospital

I was able to park my car without going round the car park 18 times with my fingers crossed, I then arrived on time and was seen swiftly. Not weighed almost immediately by a nurse so they can tick a box saying i was seen on time so to keep the performance level artificially bettered.

Yes Royal Berkshire Hospital, I am talking about you! I blame Homer.

 

[jdpjamesp]

I blame Homer.

You do realise the Iliad is not a bunch of marketing for the sick?


Sorry. That's probably my worst joke ever. Couldn't help myself.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Unlikely things to happen in a hospital

I was able to park my car without going round the car park 18 times with my fingers crossed, I then arrived on time and was seen swiftly. Not weighed almost immediately by a nurse so they can tick a box saying i was seen on time so to keep the performance level artificially bettered.

Yes Royal Berkshire Hospital, I am talking about you! I blame Homer.

Feel your pain. HID took ages for an appointment last week. I only get the staff in. Estates and facilities aren't my remit. Which area were you in

 

[garyinderry]

Welcome to the grand opening of the Jimmy Savile ward.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Me, Kim Wilde and Kylie Minogue. I've imagined it enough times just want to see the film now

 

[CheltenhamHacker]

Daily Telegraph supports innovative SNP Scottish government.

Me, Kim Wilde and Kylie Minogue. I've imagined it enough times just want to see the film now

Neither of you fancied reading the 1st post then!

 

[Khamelion]

Welcome to the grand opening of the Jimmy Savile ward.

At least some got the idea of the thread and it did make me chuckle

 

[Khamelion]

The head nurse washing her knees

 

[Imurg]

The Chief Surgeon picking his teeth with a scalpel halfway through an op...

 

[CheltenhamHacker]

Taking a leaf out of Mock the week, lets start with :-

Unlikely things to happen in a hospital

After the failed gender reassignment operation, Bob was as happy as a dog with two....

Hi Mr Smith. This is Nurse A and Nurse B who will be looking after you today. You only really need one, but seeing as we have too many nurses we thought we would treat you.

 

[Rooter]

Feel your pain. HID took ages for an appointment last week. I only get the staff in. Estates and facilities aren't my remit. Which area were you in

I'm a regular at outpatients1. Back in 2 weeks, can u stand in a spot for me and hold the space??!! Lol

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I'm a regular at outpatients1. Back in 2 weeks, can u stand in a spot for me and hold the space??!! Lol

I'll see what I can do :thup: