Room 101 (again?)

[bobmac]

I think someone said this has been done before but hey, why not. There are lots of newbies here so go for it boys and girls.
Here's a few to start you off...
HNJ

Rule 18 2 b

Dave 3498

Someone called Phillips

and for me
People who wear sunglasses while driving their car with their fog lights and head lights on.

 

[Imurg]

People who spend thousands of pounds on a car but forget to buy the indicator option.........

 

[toyboy54]

Imurg..Great point.These tossers should be shot!!!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Boffins at TM who produce a decent driver and then 3 weeks later bring out a newer model that performs no differently

 

[madandra]

Muppets who wear wooly hats in summer.

 

[Golfmmad]

People that switch headlights on before it gets anywhere near dark, but won't switch them on when it's raining with poor visibility, especially on dual carrigeways or motorways.

Golfmmad.

 

[brendy]

People who spend thousands of pounds on a car but forget to buy the indicator option.........

Ian Ive just put a deposit down on a kidney grilled vee hickle. I hope mine comes with it as I hate non indicating folks.
In fact its a little like a monster truck, I could just drove over them!

 

[Imurg]

People who walk across Tesco's carpark completely oblivious to the fact that its a car park and therefore cars tend to come and go - so maybe one will hit them if they walk down the middle!

 

[theeaglehunter]

loosing a Pro V and finding a Top Flite

Then again it's my fault for hitting it in the cabbage in the first place!

 

[bobmac]

Adverts
Slow golfers
Golfers who think they know the rules.............but don't
People who sit 10 feet behind me on the motorway at 80 mph
people who sit in the outside lane of a motorway not overtaking anyone
Can I continue?

 

[brendy]

Spammers coming on here trying to flog crap, have they never heard of cash convertors or car boot sales!

Buggers that dont repair their pitch marks even though they know it bounced at the front of the green and ran to the back.

Divot takers on long par 4s and 5s, what the hell were the doing?

 

[teegirl]

All signs, there's getting just too many,

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[CrapHacker]

All signs, there's getting just too many,

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People who print pictures with writing on that is so small my poor old eyes can't read it.

( maybe that should be my poor old eyes going in, not the pictures )

 

[AndrewG]

Sportsmen and women with faces like a smacked arse - for *** sake - you're making a living out of flying around the world playing golf/footy/tennis/F1/etc... Get a GRIP! I'd have a face like The Joker if I played golf well enough to be a pro...

 

[Gustavo]

I hate people who smoke in their cars with children (or dogs) in the back. I don't care if their window is open all the way, they are still scum.

And middle lane hoggers on the M-way.

People who don't replace divots

Shoe sizes and trouser waist sizes being inconsistent, I have shoes in size 9,10 and 11. I've got trousers in 36, 38 and 40. The 40 are tight, the 36 are baggy. What's going on there ?

 

[brendy]

Shoe sizes and trouser waist sizes being inconsistent, I have shoes in size 9,10 and 11. I've got trousers in 36, 38 and 40. The 40 are tight, the 36 are baggy. What's going on there ?

Easy, put the other leg back in!
I dont get the middle lane thing, if a road deserves 3 lanes then at least two of them should be well used and have the third for those wanting to move on faster.

 

[bobmac]

Something else that has crept into tv programmes......
Tonight on blah blah blah, you will see so and so and so and so.
They then spend the next 10 minutes showing us clips of what they're going to show us.
Dont show us what you are going to show us, just showm us without showing us first.
Does that make any sense at all?

 

[Sneds]

I dont get the middle lane thing, if a road deserves 3 lanes then at least two of them should be well used and have the third for those wanting to move on faster.

Yes, the middle lane should be used when you want to go around traffic in the slow lane. I hate people who trundle along in the middle lane thinking the slow lane is for lorries only.

I saw a baby left in the car today whilst their parents were having a drink in a pub. Such a bad thing today, especially on a day like today where it gets extremely hot in the cars/

 

[mulligan]

Wannabe try hards with white framed sunglasses

 

[madandra]

People that switch headlights on before it gets anywhere near dark, but won't switch them on when it's raining with poor visibility, especially on dual carrigeways or motorways.

Golfmmad.

The DULLARD who turned their FOG lights on in February and they are still on in the summer. (usually wimin)