vig
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Room 101 (again?)
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Dave3498
Q-School Graduate
Saved me the bother Bob.
Whereditgo
Journeyman Pro
Hoodies, the article of clothing and the articles that wear that article of clothing!
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Idiot female learner drivers who moan at me that they can drive when they've just ploughed their test by running a red light.......
Give me strength - I wonder why I bother sometimes.
Give me strength - I wonder why I bother sometimes.
TV
Generally it's all poo nowadays. And what with the 'reality' programs that tell you what you've seen in the last bit before a ten minute advert break, and then gives a summary of what you will see before the next ten minute advert break. So you actually get to see 5 minutes of fresh new stuff, before the next summary of whats coming up next after the break.....AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.
AND
I watched a repeat of Friends tonight. It used to be a half hour prog, with an advert break in the middle. So how come nowadays they manage to get TWO advert breaks in.
Oh and while we're at it get rid of radio as well. We pay our licence fee so we don't suffer adverts. Only they spend twice as long advertising other bbc radio programs.
Gits, the lot of them.
Generally it's all poo nowadays. And what with the 'reality' programs that tell you what you've seen in the last bit before a ten minute advert break, and then gives a summary of what you will see before the next ten minute advert break. So you actually get to see 5 minutes of fresh new stuff, before the next summary of whats coming up next after the break.....AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.
AND
I watched a repeat of Friends tonight. It used to be a half hour prog, with an advert break in the middle. So how come nowadays they manage to get TWO advert breaks in.
Oh and while we're at it get rid of radio as well. We pay our licence fee so we don't suffer adverts. Only they spend twice as long advertising other bbc radio programs.
Gits, the lot of them.
Wildrover
Tour Rookie
Big Brother, can't abide this drivel and it's about to start all over again.
Weather presenters on TV who spend half the FOREcast telling us what was like today. I know what it was like I saw it!!!!
Weather presenters on TV who spend half the FOREcast telling us what was like today. I know what it was like I saw it!!!!
Herbie
Tour Winner
The small print!
If the small print is so important, then it should be the BIG PRINT!
If the small print is so important, then it should be the BIG PRINT!
vig
Tour Winner
Queue's
People that spin their wheels to get out in front of you and then drive at 15mph.
Old biddies gassing in supermarket aisles
High waisted trousers
Rude people
Talking loud down mobile phones
Buses
White vans
Ladies on our 12th tee that wait 10 mins before they play their tee shot, wait for all others to do the same THEN decide to use the toilet Aaaaaaargh!
People who moan about the weather, moan when it's cold, moan when it's hot ????
Council tax. Why is my band so much higher than my neighbours?
Baggy, arse revealing jeans
baseball cap wearing, hatchback driving, deaf kids. "I do NOT want to hear YOUR music, thank you very much"
Shanking
inconsiderate people that decide it is ok to hold up traffic by jumping in front of a truck!
PAYE, V.A.T.
Immigrants "dossing" off the state with no intention to work.
Price of fuel
"3" network
Long dresses on "babes" in hot weather
white goods that break 1 day out of guarantee
party political broadcasts
Queens speach
Fragile tees. If I pay a pound for 100 tees, i EXPECT them to last.
The use of, there, their, they're, they..... WTF is our education system coming to.
One word answers on this forum
Oh and radishes eeuugh
People that spin their wheels to get out in front of you and then drive at 15mph.
Old biddies gassing in supermarket aisles
High waisted trousers
Rude people
Talking loud down mobile phones
Buses
White vans
Ladies on our 12th tee that wait 10 mins before they play their tee shot, wait for all others to do the same THEN decide to use the toilet Aaaaaaargh!
People who moan about the weather, moan when it's cold, moan when it's hot ????
Council tax. Why is my band so much higher than my neighbours?
Baggy, arse revealing jeans
baseball cap wearing, hatchback driving, deaf kids. "I do NOT want to hear YOUR music, thank you very much"
Shanking
inconsiderate people that decide it is ok to hold up traffic by jumping in front of a truck!
PAYE, V.A.T.
Immigrants "dossing" off the state with no intention to work.
Price of fuel
"3" network
Long dresses on "babes" in hot weather
white goods that break 1 day out of guarantee
party political broadcasts
Queens speach
Fragile tees. If I pay a pound for 100 tees, i EXPECT them to last.
The use of, there, their, they're, they..... WTF is our education system coming to.
One word answers on this forum
Oh and radishes eeuugh
Queue's
People that spin their wheels to get out in front of you and then drive at 15mph.
Old biddies gassing in supermarket aisles
High waisted trousers
Rude people
Talking loud down mobile phones
Buses
White vans
Ladies on our 12th tee that wait 10 mins before they play their tee shot, wait for all others to do the same THEN decide to use the toilet Aaaaaaargh!
People who moan about the weather, moan when it's cold, moan when it's hot ????
Council tax. Why is my band so much higher than my neighbours?
Baggy, arse revealing jeans
baseball cap wearing, hatchback driving, deaf kids. "I do NOT want to hear YOUR music, thank you very much"
Shanking
inconsiderate people that decide it is ok to hold up traffic by jumping in front of a truck!
PAYE, V.A.T.
Immigrants "dossing" off the state with no intention to work.
Price of fuel
"3" network
Long dresses on "babes" in hot weather
white goods that break 1 day out of guarantee
party political broadcasts
Queens speach
Fragile tees. If I pay a pound for 100 tees, i EXPECT them to last.
The use of, there, their, they're, they..... WTF is our education system coming to.
One word answers on this forum
Oh and radishes eeuugh
So... life's good then ?
vig
Tour Winner
Queue's
People that spin their wheels to get out in front of you and then drive at 15mph.
Old biddies gassing in supermarket aisles
High waisted trousers
Rude people
Talking loud down mobile phones
Buses
White vans
Ladies on our 12th tee that wait 10 mins before they play their tee shot, wait for all others to do the same THEN decide to use the toilet Aaaaaaargh!
People who moan about the weather, moan when it's cold, moan when it's hot ????
Council tax. Why is my band so much higher than my neighbours?
Baggy, arse revealing jeans
baseball cap wearing, hatchback driving, deaf kids. "I do NOT want to hear YOUR music, thank you very much"
Shanking
inconsiderate people that decide it is ok to hold up traffic by jumping in front of a truck!
PAYE, V.A.T.
Immigrants "dossing" off the state with no intention to work.
Price of fuel
"3" network
Long dresses on "babes" in hot weather
white goods that break 1 day out of guarantee
party political broadcasts
Queens speach
Fragile tees. If I pay a pound for 100 tees, i EXPECT them to last.
The use of, there, their, they're, they..... WTF is our education system coming to.
One word answers on this forum
Oh and radishes eeuugh
So... life's good then ?
Chipper
I'm glad I wasn't having a bad day
RGDave
Money List Winner
1. The expression "falling on your sword".....falling on your sword means you're dead (if you've done it right), not hanging on for months and scooping another £150K
2. HD TVs that don't really do analogue freeview (thankfully, I don't have one)
3. Sky TV....
4. Pay Pal e-cheques.....
5. Queues where you have to "pick" a till......I HATE these, why not do the bank thing where you line up??? I popped into Mac-y-Ds for a coffee the other day and there were 2 on each till apart from one, so I went there. Needless to say, the lady was ordering 56 happy meals for the coach round the corner.
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Can we think of a room number for "good" stuff.....I'd like to balance it out a little.
2. HD TVs that don't really do analogue freeview (thankfully, I don't have one)
3. Sky TV....
4. Pay Pal e-cheques.....
5. Queues where you have to "pick" a till......I HATE these, why not do the bank thing where you line up??? I popped into Mac-y-Ds for a coffee the other day and there were 2 on each till apart from one, so I went there. Needless to say, the lady was ordering 56 happy meals for the coach round the corner.
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Can we think of a room number for "good" stuff.....I'd like to balance it out a little.
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Dave that'll be 101A down the corridor past the maintenance depot, left at the janitors office and third door under the stairs
RGDave
Money List Winner
Can I do a 101A thread then?
Pwleeeease.....
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Fill your boots or as the late Ron Pickering use to say on We are the Champions in the swimming pool at the end "away you go"
KeefG
Journeyman Pro
Vig my good man....I was nodding enthustiastically with all your post, and then I got to this little snippet:
Give over man!!!!! When was the last time you bought tee's? Let alone get one out of your bag! lol
Ladies & Gents...I present to you, the champion tee recycler (or tighest git) in the whole world
Give over man!!!!! When was the last time you bought tee's? Let alone get one out of your bag! lol
Ladies & Gents...I present to you, the champion tee recycler (or tighest git) in the whole world
Herbie
Tour Winner
People who drive in a clear 60 limit at 40 to 45 mph then when they get to a built up area 30 limit where there are more hazards and dangers, suddenly become ultra competent and drive at 40 to 45 mph?
Golfers who wait for greens to clear 350 yds ahead then hit drives between 200 and 250.
Golfers who wait for the slow group ahead to clear the green, then wait for each in their group to play their shots before taking another 5 minutes to decide what shot and club they will play, only to change it?? You are allowed to decide things while you wait you know!
People who think you want to hear their loud and unnatural voices on mob phone in the supermarket. ( I love asking people searching questions after their call, considering I now know so much about their lives, I never understand why they feel I AM BEING INVASIVE??)
Golfers who wait for greens to clear 350 yds ahead then hit drives between 200 and 250.
Golfers who wait for the slow group ahead to clear the green, then wait for each in their group to play their shots before taking another 5 minutes to decide what shot and club they will play, only to change it?? You are allowed to decide things while you wait you know!
People who think you want to hear their loud and unnatural voices on mob phone in the supermarket. ( I love asking people searching questions after their call, considering I now know so much about their lives, I never understand why they feel I AM BEING INVASIVE??)
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Add to that the pillocks who drive along at 60 and as soon as they see a speed camera slam on the anchors and go past it at 40.
If they think its a 40 limit for going past the camera, why do they think its 60 on the approach?
If they think its a 40 limit for going past the camera, why do they think its 60 on the approach?
RGDave
Money List Winner
People who drive in a clear 60 limit at 40 to 45 mph then when they get to a built up area 30 limit where there are more hazards and dangers, suddenly become ultra competent and drive at 40 to 45 mph?
Bingo.....that's the one!
I hate these gits. What I do is overtake them on the first available NSL section and then make them go 28 through the villages.
Someone in a Honda Jazz (typical chariot of the offender) actually tried to re-overtake me in a Village "unhappy" about me going 29.
The other day I was tailgated through the Village from the club to my house. It was a Fiat Seicento.....the 39 bhp model. Some girl and her B_F were rather impatient.....as we got to the NSL, I slowed down to under 20 and waited for the inevitable. As she pulled out to take a look, I unleashed the beast and watched them become a spec in the distance.
They caught up with me in town and guess what.....more tailgating!!!
