pumping on the plane

[Farneyman]

Lads, no need, no need.

Chill out you've just been on holiday

The person might have an upset tummy

Unbelievable post you've just won idiot of the year by far

Your a bit of a helmet Mansell

 

[bigbiffa]

i am a fan of a good fart, in fact im legendary at work!!

 

[Twire]

i am a fan of a good fart, in fact im legendary at work!!

Is that why we have to look at 2 photo's of your arse in your signature?

 

[Oddsocks]

ok so whats worse, a fart on the plane... or when your in the cab on the way home from a lads night out, you've had a skin full and a dodgey kebab and long for the feel of the china bowl cuddle when someone in the cab drops a bomb, and its raining so you can open the windows...

 

[Smiffy]

I remember a lads trip up to Scotland one year. We had hired a mini-bus rather than take 2 or 3 cars up to help keep the costs down.
My Brother in Law was sat in the back and let one go. A "silent but deadly".
The stench wafted through the bus in no time at all and I guess seeing all the windows come down and 7 guys sticking their heads out all at the same time must have looked really funny if you were passing in a car that day.
It reeked. Most probably the smelliest love puff I have ever had the misfortune to inhale. You could have spread it on bread it was that thick

 

[USER1999]

Take a deep sniff, there's vitamins in the air......

 

[drawboy]

It's O.K I've just found out it was the pilot..terrified of flying apparently

 

[mansell]

It's O.K I've just found out it was the pilot..terrified of flying apparently