pumping on the plane

[drawboy]

Just got back from a great week in Tunisia which I enjoyed immensely apart from the return journey 'cos someone near me on the plane was constantly pumping and it reeked!! there was no need, why do people do it on of all places a plane? no escape. A disgusted and offended Drawboy.

 

[Smiffy]

I bet if it had been you, you would have been wouldn't you?

 

[Ken_A]

When you brew a good'un why not share it.

 

[Smiffy]

I don't mind it if it is a young kid who's done it. You know it's not going to be fairly fresh.
But when a 70 year old does one. Jeez it could have been in there since the 2nd world war.
Those ones really stink they do.

 

[drawboy]

Lads, it was a nightmare, no one gave any indications it was them, no sniggering or red cheeks, just a cloud of foulness I was turning green, no need, no need.

 

[Smiffy]

Lads, it was a nightmare, no one gave any indications it was them, no sniggering or red cheeks, just a cloud of foulness I was turning green, no need, no need.

Maybe it was a stewardess.
Was there a hint of Estee Lauder in amongst the cabbage?

 

[USER1999]

I think it's the lower air pressure that does it.

 

[bigslice]

big believer in better out than in thats why im bigslice

 

[GRAEMBO]

i read the thread title and thought you meant pumping as in shagging!!

Sometimes you just cant hold it in! And theres always the possibility your culprit was a bit bagged up due to the food etc =P

 

[drawboy]

i read the thread title and thought you meant pumping as in shagging!!

No mate wrong kind of pumping, the nearest I get to the mile high club with our lass is shaking it after a wee wee.

 

[bigslice]

i read the thread title and thought you meant pumping as in shagging!!

Sometimes you just cant hold it in! And theres always the possibility your culprit was a bit bagged up due to the food etc =P

so has anyone joined the mile high club. (flying solo doesnt count)

 

[drawboy]

Cue all the lying gets....

 

[JustOne]

No mate wrong kind of pumping, the nearest I get to the mile high club with our lass is shaking it after a wee wee.

Can't you shake your own?

 

[Smiffy]

so has anyone joined the mile high club.

I don't think I could.
I reckon the pressurisation would play havoc with my little swim bladder

 

[Basher]

I wondered myself when I read the thread title!!!

I thought you meant someone was doing a bit of diy.

Just shows how wrong you can be!

 

[madandra]

As a typical Jock the only problem we have is that when we fart dogs bark.

 

[bobmac]

I guess this thread wont be appearing in next month's issue of GM

 

[mansell]

Lads, no need, no need.

Chill out you've just been on holiday

The person might have an upset tummy

Unbelievable post you've just won idiot of the year by far

 

[drawboy]

It wasn't you by any chance Mansell?

 

[mansell]

It wasn't you by any chance Mansell?

not guilty, you should check where Smiffy was