Practical jokes

Just seen the normal stuff like exploding golf ball, hiding PP wedges that were left by the green etc, nowt too extreme

Looking forward to some ideas from this thread though...
 
No....I'm too far 'in the zone' to think about anything else on the course :whistle:
 
I played against a guy in a knockout and on the first tee he discovered that his mate had snapped ALL his wooden tees in half.
My foursomes partner wrote L and R on the heels of my shoes and then hid my trolley and bag on the flat roof of the locker room.
 
Do you ever play practical jokes on your mates or them on you at the club?

We did at out works society last year.

We tee'd the MD's ball up for him (... As he likes to tee off first) with a dud exploding ball.

He took it pretty well. Better than I expected actually:D
 
One of our guys swapped all the headcovers on a PP's irons. Said PP didn't check what club he'd pulled and thinking he had a 6-iron in his hand managed to his approach a mile through the green with the 4-iron he had actually pulled out.

Another guy filled his pal's locker to bursting with those little polysterene packaging chips, and has been known to put glitter in people's shoes.
 
Another guy filled his pal's locker to bursting with those little polysterene packaging chips, and has been known to put glitter in people's shoes.

That guys sounds like the kind of guy that thinks he's funny, but secretly everyone wants to punch him in the face. Glitter in my shoes would only serve to annoy me, not make me laugh.

Am i getting old and grumpy?
 
That guys sounds like the kind of guy that thinks he's funny, but secretly everyone wants to punch him in the face. Glitter in my shoes would only serve to annoy me, not make me laugh.

Am i getting old and grumpy?

I'm in this camp- guys like that and bobs mate who sticks his bag and cart on a roof ffs :( absolutely hilarious :rolleyes:


I remember thecraw on here telling of a time a 'mate' poured cooking oil into his bag just before a round so all the grips were covered. He seemed to think that was funny I recall, suppose you had to be there.
 
Nothing to over the top because i would'nt fancy a three iron across the kneecaps .

An old PP was a sod for borrowing tees, so one day i gave him a whole bag of wooden ones.

I'd put all the tops across a belt sander so they were at least flat :whistle:

After multiple attempts to tee up he'd throw that one away just to pluck another one out that did the same :D

I suppose you needed to be there really but it was funny.
 
For two years i was filling my pp's carry bag with my used bottles and wrappers and always wondered why he never mentioned it next time i saw him. he recently Caught me in the act and said " it was you all along!!! I've been giving my daughter a right bollocking for months "
 
Nothing to over the top because i would'nt fancy a three iron across the kneecaps .

An old PP was a sod for borrowing tees, so one day i gave him a whole bag of wooden ones.

I'd put all the tops across a belt sander so they were at least flat :whistle:

After multiple attempts to tee up he'd throw that one away just to pluck another one out that did the same :D

I suppose you needed to be there really but it was funny.

See for me, that is funny! The otehr stuff like glitter and the bag on the roof would annoy the hell out of me!
 
Me and a couple of mates went out once and while one was in the pro shop we swapped his G5 driver over with my other mates G5 (might have been an R7 cant remember ) but his was left handed, the funny thing was he never realised he thought the head was twisted on the shaft, when we told him what we had done he was really annoyed and didn't see the funny side.
 
On the first round of a Captain's Away weekend, the friend I was sharing a buggy with noticed that another friend who was due to tee off in the group behind us was having trolley trouble. He offered him the use of his electric trolley which he had in his car boot in case there were no buggies. What he didn't tell him was that it was remote controlled. He had a lot of fun just moving it a bit at a time when he wasn't looking. The puzzled expressions were priceless.
 
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