Poor Sod.

[CliveW]

I was out for a drive this morning and as I overtook an AA van, I noticed that the driver was crying his eyes out and talking to himself.



'You poor bastard' I thought, 'You're heading for a breakdown'.

 

[sawtooth]

I'm in hospital I've poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb.

I'll be out in the spring.