bobmac
Major Champion
They are going to make a TV programme about choosing the next Pope where the public can vote.........Pope Idol
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They are going to make a TV programme about choosing the next Pope where the public can vote.........Pope Idol
hors limite
Assistant Pro
Two Ronnies -Police in Bedfordshire have just been informed that an elephant has done a ton on the M1 - Motorists are advised to slow down and treat it as a roundabout.
Slime
Tour Winner
chrisd
Major Champion
They'll choose the Italian guy, Giovanni Siccola - he'll be called Pope Siccola
Paul_Stewart
Tour Rookie
A friend of mine has just been arrested for breaking into the local church and ringing the bells all night.
But he is likely to win the No Peace Bell Prize.
But he is likely to win the No Peace Bell Prize.
Rumpokid
Challenge Tour Pro
Wife's upset due to pet mouse Elvis, dying yesterday....He was caught in a trap:rofl:
surdoux
Newbie
The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
*****.........5 stars.
Skypilot
Assistant Pro
GNAB - That's bang out of order.
it was reported that Freddo, the human fly at Billy smarts circus, today, committed insecticide!
/well you started it:rofl:
Sally James, outfits, I've just gone all misty eyed:smirk:
