Doon frae Troon
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A tanker full of treacle has overturned on the northbound A9 near Perth.
Police are advising motorists to stick to the inside lane
Police are advising motorists to stick to the inside lane
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bobmac
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Do you have a day job?
Watch out for the lorry who spilled it's load of wigs onto the road.................
Watch out for the lorry who spilled it's load of wigs onto the road.................
ScienceBoy
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I remember when 5 live gleefully announced that
"A shed lorry has shed a shedload of sheds"
"A shed lorry has shed a shedload of sheds"
Doon frae Troon
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Was it a hair raising experience?
bobmac
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chrisd
Major Champion
Was it near Wigan?
I remember when a Van crashed into a burn and was overtaking by a Lawrie
I remember when a Van crashed into a burn and was overtaking by a Lawrie
This I like :thup:
SocketRocket
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Vandals have broken into the Local Police HQ and smashed up all the toilets!
A Police spokesman said "Currently they have nothing to go on"
A Police spokesman said "Currently they have nothing to go on"
ColchesterFC
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A lorry carrying red paint has collided with a lorry carrying blue paint. The drivers are said to be marooned
Tashyboy
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A large hole has opened up outside a local police station. The police are looking into it.
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Police arrested two kids - one was drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks
They charged one and let the other off
They charged one and let the other off
SocketRocket
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Good one. I heard a variant of it!
A man was arrested for drilling a hole into the Ladies shower room at the local gym. The police are looking into it!
stevelev
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My dwarf girlfriend left the house in in right mood this morning saying I always joke about her height.
I'm going to make it up to her, ive already ordered flowers, am going to get her favourite box set on netflix so we can cuddle up on the settee with the nice wine I got. I just need to wait for her to get home so I canrun her a nice hot sink.
I'm going to make it up to her, ive already ordered flowers, am going to get her favourite box set on netflix so we can cuddle up on the settee with the nice wine I got. I just need to wait for her to get home so I canrun her a nice hot sink.
Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
Female police officer said to me, "anything you say can be held against you", with hindsight shouldn't of said "tits".
pokerjoke
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Paul_Stewart
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In the Vatican's annual boxing tournament, the Pope has just been disqualified for administering the last rite.
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
There has been an accident involving a prison van and a cement mixer.
Police are looking for 8 hardened criminals.
Police are looking for 8 hardened criminals.
Paul_Stewart
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All of these jokes brought to you courtesy of Trevor McDoughnut, News at Ten, Tiswas, 1981.
