Crow
Crow Person
I hate it when people shout 'FOUR' instead of 'FORE' ...................... it's just lazy!
Made me smile.
Pet Hates on a around of Golf
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Made me smile.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Possibly the most annoying thing for me is a PP who, every single time he makes a par, utters the immortal "That's a Par" in a stupidly squeaky voice reminiscent of someone who's been snorting Helium.........even more annoying when he does it 7 times in a round..-..not bad for a 20 handicapper
LanDog
Journeyman Pro
Is he putting on the voice or is that his natural tone?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Oh put on - I should know I've known him for 50 years..............
I was guilty of a few big fist pumps and Poulter like "come on" shouts in the second round of the comp on bank holiday Monday. Much amusement to my partners and plenty of mickey taking and to be honest rather out of character for me. Was pretty intense all day and not NGT. If I did that regularly I can see me being a royal pain in the backside.
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Your brother can read this you know
LanDog
Journeyman Pro
That's disappointing, I was hoping that Phil would have a high pitched voice during the ICC
richart
Major Champion
Never heard him say that when I played with him.
:rofl:
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Never heard him say that when I played with him.
Obviously didn't get a par - it happens occasionally
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Just natural exuberance reflecting my happy personality 
Now I know it winds him up, I'll just have to hit more pars so I can do it more often 😎
Incentive lol
Now I know it winds him up, I'll just have to hit more pars so I can do it more often 😎
Incentive lol
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Just natural exuberance reflecting my happy personality
Now I know it winds him up, I'll just have to hit more pars so I can do it more often 😎
Incentive lol
Maybe try a Darth Vadar voice as well ?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Maybe try a Darth Vadar voice as well ?
He's definitely not my Father!
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richart
Major Champion
Hey don't explain my jokes,:angry:
Lawrence22
Challenge Tour Pro
Bad mannered/ill tempered playing partners. The worst one being declaring themselves out of a hole half way down the fairway and walking to the next tee. Particularly when they are supposed to be marking my card.
Unraked bunkers.
Ground that should be marked GUR but isn't.
One bloke at our place who is so loud you can hear him from 500 yds away and he never shuts up.
The fact that a society can book tee times weeks in advance and members can't!
Unraked bunkers.
Ground that should be marked GUR but isn't.
One bloke at our place who is so loud you can hear him from 500 yds away and he never shuts up.
The fact that a society can book tee times weeks in advance and members can't!
dggadget
Newbie
Clanking Clubs!!
dggadget
Newbie
The group behind you on the first tee next to you having a chat while you are teeing off!!! Don't need to be there till your tee time.. Respect people's space..
dggadget
Newbie
Oh & fag butts!! Their still litter!!
chrisd
Major Champion
I never take my pet on a round of golf!
JohnnyDee
Tour Winner
Someone in your 4-ball urging you to tee off when the group in front is just on the fringe of getting properly out of range.
Normally accompanied with the "Stick one up there" or "Don't worry you'll not reach them".
Why can't they wait just another 10 seconds that ensures the group ahead is safely on its way?
Normally accompanied with the "Stick one up there" or "Don't worry you'll not reach them".
Why can't they wait just another 10 seconds that ensures the group ahead is safely on its way?
