Farneyman
Tour Winner
Well said Dodger!
On-course number 1s...
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Well said Dodger!
PaulE
Assistant Pro
I think the real question is "Who are the 3 that carry handwash in their golf bag?" 
Our course is currently treating the greens for the snow moss and so it couldn't get more contaminated. I always wash my hands after playing anyway so I'm not overly concerned. More worried about how someone came up with this in the first place
feary
Challenge Tour Pro
Only PING users can't hold it in 
bobmac
Major Champion
stevelev
Journeyman Pro
And I use the hand sanitizer after shaking the hands too.
I even make sure I'm vocal in the clubhouse if I see someone walk out of the loo's without washing their hands, I hate bad hygeine. And enjoy embarrassing dirty sods, nothing worse than some tramp coming in the clubhouse putting the pissy fingers all over the furniture that everyone else has to touch.
I even make sure I'm vocal in the clubhouse if I see someone walk out of the loo's without washing their hands, I hate bad hygeine. And enjoy embarrassing dirty sods, nothing worse than some tramp coming in the clubhouse putting the pissy fingers all over the furniture that everyone else has to touch.
stevelev
Journeyman Pro
I hope that counts as one of your 14 clubs bob
stevelev
Journeyman Pro
One of the members at my club got caught seriously short, and could even get his trolleys down in time.
The funniest thing apart form the fact he shat himself was that a dog walker was heading his way and the dog made a bee line for him.
He had to pull up the offending poo spattered trolleys, head back to the clubhouse shower and change, caught up after missing 3 holes, still laugh when I think about it.
Anybody else got any funny stories that are not too nice, but as it wasnt you, its hilarious.????
The funniest thing apart form the fact he shat himself was that a dog walker was heading his way and the dog made a bee line for him.
He had to pull up the offending poo spattered trolleys, head back to the clubhouse shower and change, caught up after missing 3 holes, still laugh when I think about it.
Anybody else got any funny stories that are not too nice, but as it wasnt you, its hilarious.????
kev_off_the_tee
Journeyman Pro
maybe a little sad but I sometimes use soft facewipes as wel as my brush to clean my clubs if I've kicked up some dirt, and always give my hands a wipe too at the same time
triple_bogey
Tour Rookie
Never really thought about shaking piss stained hands before, but I always hold and release with my left hand and glove on.
But I'll make a mental note of getting the guys to do the same now....lol
Don't worry bout number 2's, as I've trained my temple of a body to go the same time everyday round midnight.
But I'll make a mental note of getting the guys to do the same now....lol
Don't worry bout number 2's, as I've trained my temple of a body to go the same time everyday round midnight.
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
I can't believe how many people apparently can't take a leak without peeing on themselves. You don't have to use all your fingers 
Oddsocks
Ryder Cup Winner
Hold it all round, especially in this weather
madandra
Money List Winner
Smiffy, is James you refer to JustOne ?
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Och aye the noo
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Mate of mine (defo not me by the way) went out for a powerful curry on the friday night. Had a few too many lagers too.
We met up on the first tee, and by the 7th he could hardly walk, stomach cramps, the lot. He made it to the 9th tee, really suffering and then legged it (waddled) off to the club house.
By the time we got to the 10th tee, he's back, looking much happier.
Play the 10th, and he's back swinging it well. Til the 10th green, where he bends over to mark his ball, lets out an almighty fart, and promptly follows through.
We met up on the first tee, and by the 7th he could hardly walk, stomach cramps, the lot. He made it to the 9th tee, really suffering and then legged it (waddled) off to the club house.
By the time we got to the 10th tee, he's back, looking much happier.
Play the 10th, and he's back swinging it well. Til the 10th green, where he bends over to mark his ball, lets out an almighty fart, and promptly follows through.
madandra
Money List Winner
Och aye the noo
So that's where he got JustOnes from he doesn't do twos.
madandra
Money List Winner
The dreade SHART !!! I played with a guy at my old course who sharted wearing beige chinos. Not a pretty sight when he was feeing it up. We didn't tell him though. It creased us up when he was strolling round the clubhouse totally oblivious to everything that was going on around him.
sfby
Assistant Pro
I keep my tackle clean and don't pee on my hands - problem solved.
Around....or behind? haha. excellent!
need_my_wedge
Has Now Found His Wedgie
I can't believe that you all pee on your hands so much!! As for me, I don't (it's sterile anyways), and my old boy's clean. The only time I pee on the course, is if it's cold and I've drunk too much coffee before I go out. Anyways, wash my balls plenty during the round, towel them dry, hands get wet and dried during this process many times so should be enough to clean anything you may think may be on them before I get round to shaking hands...
