On-course number 1s...

[Bunkers]

Howdy

This briefly came up in a chat about pet hates after playing on Sunday. How many of you when caught short during a round nip into the bushes for a quick pee? I presume lots of us don't think twice about it.

Therefore, the questions are:

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

I can hold it all the way round . The older members here maybe cant

 

[Smiffy]

I have got around this problem by getting James to hold my willy when I need a wee and all I have to do then is remember not to shake his hand on the 18th.

 

[pokerjoke]

Lucky your not asking about number 2s,

 

[Dodger]

Bizarre to say the least.

 

[ADB]

I can hold it all the way round

 

[Smiffy]

Bizarre to say the least.

Yes, but quite fun if you are playing with James

 

[ADB]

I have got around this problem by getting James to hold my willy when I need a wee and all I have to do then is remember not to shake his hand on the 18th.

That brings a new meaning to stack and tilt...

 

[User20205]

I once played with a bloke who got caught short for a no 2 not a no 1. He dived into the bushes and 5 mins later he was back putting out.

Suffice to say I didn't shake his hand.

 

[brendy]

Im still young and can hold it in!

 

[richart]

Im still young and can hold it in!

Same here, despite what others say.

 

[StrangelyBrown]

It's only a bit of pish

If you wipe mud off your club or ball your hands are probably already covered in squirrel/rabbit/bird/deer jobbies so why worry about it?

Just wash your hands when you go into the clubhouse before you eat your sandwich and stop being so precious

 

[goldenbare]

Even if you hadn't stopped for a pee just imagine what your ball may have been rolling in on its far flung journeys around the course and then you fondle it between the green and the next tee
Especially those courses close to towns where the local dog walkers frequent despite the polite notices requesting them not too.
so what I've handled doing what I need to in performing in the bushes is probably the least of my worries.

 

[goldenbare]

you beat me to it strangely brown

 

[Farneyman]

I dont mind folk who pee on the course. I just wouldnt touch their balls.

 

[Farneyman]

Who here licks their balls on the course. I have a mate who does. Now thats not a good thing to do.

 

[Dodger]

I think I'd rather have pish on my spanners than fertiliser/sprays!!

 

[goldenbare]

Who here licks their balls on the course. I have a mate who does. Now thats not a good thing to do.

supple chap, but not in this weather

 

[StrangelyBrown]

Who here licks their balls on the course. I have a mate who does. Now thats not a good thing to do.

My Dad does this, gives me the bowk.

 

[Kellfire]

Damning results!