richart
Major Champion
Can't imagine there will be many volunteers to captain a sinking ship.
OLD FARTS v WHIPPERSNAPPERS. THE TEAMS!!
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USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Just smiffy then.
TXL
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bluewolf
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Murph gets my vote. All hail murph.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Sadly, there is no mileage in me doing it. If, during the winter cold spell, a few more of our elderly brethren shuffle off this mortal coil, I will be first in line to be upgraded to old fart Dom, seeing as I am knocking on the Borders, at the grand age of 46. We really need a captain who will last a few years, and epitomises youth rather than middle age.
For a true reflection of youths stupidity, and I do mean that in a nice way, I would put Aztecs forward.
For a true reflection of youths stupidity, and I do mean that in a nice way, I would put Aztecs forward.
PNWokingham
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Nothing like a challenge then!! If no one else fancies, I am happy to do so - although looking at the teams we won't have to do much more than turn up!Can't imagine there will be many volunteers to captain a sinking ship.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Haha!! Old "lose a ball" Nash!! That's mighty big talk for someone who can lose 19 balls around probably the most wide open course in the South East....
Get your pairings sorted for the Saturday numbnuts, and as a gesture we will let whoever is playing with you carry a compass. Jeez they're going to need it. And a half track because you will be going to parts of that golf course that shouldn't be gone to.
Knob!!
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Smiffy
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OLD FARTS
1 SMIFFY (Capt)
2 HOBBIT
3 RAY TAYLOR
4 EEJIT
5 TXL
6 GREG LINDLEY
7 LEFTIE
8 NORMAN PORRITT
9 RICKG
10 RICHART
11 GJBIKE
12 SWEATYSOCK41
13 VIG
14 CHARLIE
15 YERMAN
16 CROW
WHIPPERSNAPPERS
1 CALVIN LAWRENCE
2 GIBBO
3 PN WOKINGHAM (Capt Pugwash)
4 FUNDY
5 ALAN BANNISTER
6 EWAN PORRITT
7 POKERJOKE
8 AZTECS27
9 G_MULLIGAN
10 PIEMAN
11 NWJOCKO
12 MURPHTHEMOG
13 RICHARDC
14 BLUEWOLF
15 ACHILLES
16 STEVE79
1 SMIFFY (Capt)
2 HOBBIT
3 RAY TAYLOR
4 EEJIT
5 TXL
6 GREG LINDLEY
7 LEFTIE
8 NORMAN PORRITT
9 RICKG
10 RICHART
11 GJBIKE
12 SWEATYSOCK41
13 VIG
14 CHARLIE
15 YERMAN
16 CROW
WHIPPERSNAPPERS
1 CALVIN LAWRENCE
2 GIBBO
3 PN WOKINGHAM (Capt Pugwash)
4 FUNDY
5 ALAN BANNISTER
6 EWAN PORRITT
7 POKERJOKE
8 AZTECS27
9 G_MULLIGAN
10 PIEMAN
11 NWJOCKO
12 MURPHTHEMOG
13 RICHARDC
14 BLUEWOLF
15 ACHILLES
16 STEVE79
Aztecs27
Money List Winner
*removes Murph from Christmas card list*
knob! Paul will make a far better Capt than I ever would. Plus, it's my birthday that weekend, I'll barely be conscious enough for the golf, let alone steering a team to certain victory.
Shame Steve's had to cancel though.
PNWokingham
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I know who I will be playing - might be our first game since that last one at Blackmoor - can't quite remember that score but it finished on the 12th!!Haha!! Old "lose a ball" Nash!! That's mighty big talk for someone who can lose 19 balls around probably the most wide open course in the South East....
Get your pairings sorted for the Saturday numbnuts, and as a gesture we will let whoever is playing with you carry a compass. Jeez they're going to need it. And a half track because you will be going to parts of that golf course that shouldn't be gone to.
Knob!!
)) Bring your bucket and spade and a walking stick to help down the bunker stairs!
D
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old gits should play in plus fours and tweed jackets, whippersnappers like IJP or Fowler
Er, you obviously haven't seen my physique then! I'll look like a complete feckin knob-head in any of that gettup!!
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Especially with your foot in plaster.
If you go out with leftie, you will both e going round in circles.
D
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Am now on the mend and rid of my 'boot' contraption. Just walking round now with a slightly gay limp!! I'll have no worries at Woodhall - have still got the bog roll in my bag for emergencies!!
Smiffy
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I know who I will be playing - might be our first game since that last one at Blackmoor - can't quite remember that score but it finished on the 12th!!
But it will be singles Paul, not 4BB. You won't have Mr Lawrence to bale you out.
1 over after 8 my arse
S
Snelly
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Let me know if you have a drop-out and need a whippersnapper. I would like to play (off 8 if that's okay).
Cheers,
Snelly.
Cheers,
Snelly.
richart
Major Champion
I do admire your sense of humour Snelly, or did you leave off the decimal point before the 8.
rickg
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How will we spot the difference between you and Murph?......do you also have that gay limp wrist thing that he does?
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
I'm guessing pieman is still a big lad, unless he has been on a heck of a diet recently.
Any way, I don't have limp wrists, just heavy hands.
Any way, I don't have limp wrists, just heavy hands.
Smiffy
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D
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Only when we're alone together Rick!!How will we spot the difference between you and Murph?......do you also have that gay limp wrist thing that he does?
