OLD FARTS v WHIPPERSNAPPERS. THE TEAMS!!

[Smiffy]

The average age has been calculated.
These are the teams that will do battle at Woodhall Spa over the week-end of 28th/29th April.


OLD FARTS

1 SMIFFY (Capt)
2 HOBBIT
3 RAY TAYLOR
4 EEJIT
5 TXL
6 GREG LINDLEY
7 LEFTIE
8 NORMAN PORRITT
9 RICKG
10 RICHART
11 GJBIKE
12 SWEATYSOCK41
13 VIG
14 CHARLIE
15 YERMAN
16 CROW

WHIPPERSNAPPERS

1 LOSTTHEPLOT (Capt)
2 GIBBO
3 PN WOKINGHAM
4 FUNDY
5 ALAN BANNISTER
6 EWAN PORRITT
7 POKERJOKE
8 AZTECS27
9 G_MULLIGAN
10 PIEMAN
11 NWJOCKO
12 MURPHTHEMOG
13 RICHARDC
14 BLUEWOLF
15 ACHILLES
16 STEVE79

Format has still to be decided but will either be matchplay (4BB on Saturday, singles on Sunday) or a team Stableford event. Whichever you prefer.

 

[rickg]

And the average age of each team is???

Are you sure I'm older than Fundy??

 

[Smiffy]

And the average age of each team is???

I'll work that out later.
But the average age of all players was just over 46 so that was the cut off point.
Anyone sitting on 46 was a Whippersnapper, anyone above was an Old fart.
It worked out quite well with even numbers

 

[USER1999]

Blimey, that was close. Was nearly an old git.

 

[Eejit]

i think `Whipperfart` is a better term for those close to the cut off....

 

[richart]

Blimey, that was close. Was nearly an old git.

I will always think of you as an old git.

 

[USER1999]

Blimey, that was close. Was nearly an old git.

I will always think of you as an old git.

You forgot to add 'useless'

 

[richart]

Blimey, that was close. Was nearly an old git.

I will always think of you as an old git.

You forgot to add 'useless'

That would be the pot calling ....

 

[G1BB0]

40 years young... get in there

we should cream the old gits, they will be knackered after 9 holes

maybe have buggies for old gits and whippers have to carry, might even it out a bit lol

 

[bluewolf]

all we have to do is ban toilet breaks on the course and it'll be a walkover..Oh, and prove that Werthers originals are performance enhancing....

 

[USER1999]

Only one member of the previous Woodhall crew took a bog roll onto the course, and he is playing for the young guns.

 

[pokerjoke]

That was close,i was nearly an old fart too.
That would have meant.

1.Fitting a ball retriever to the end of my putter.
2.Wearing a jumper and jacket,even when its hot.
3.Going for a pee,every 3 holes.
4.Carrying a comb in my back pocket.
5.Tucking my trousers into my socks.

 

[Smiffy]

Us old 'uns will just let our golf do the talking

 

[USER1999]

Us old 'uns will just let our golf do the talking

You could be in trouble doing that.

Also, how many of the old gits will still be breathing come the match? Most of them really shouldn't be planning much past Christmas.

 

[rickg]

Also, how many of the old gits will still be breathing come the match? Most of them really shouldn't be planning much past Christmas.

Oi!! That's spamming......you shouldn't come on here advertising your hearse!!

 

[fundy]

And the average age of each team is???

Are you sure I'm older than Fundy??

Thats rather harsh Rick , go on Rob, let him know just how many years older he is

 

[bobmac]

Us old 'uns will just let our golf do the talking

It's a pity yours has got a speech impediment

 

[Smiffy]

Us old 'uns will just let our golf do the talking

It's a pity yours has got a speech impediment

That's very funny for you Bob

 

[funkyfred]

And the average age of each team is???

I'll work that out later.
But the average age of all players was just over 46 so that was the cut off point.
Anyone sitting on 46 was a Whippersnapper, anyone above was an Old fart.
It worked out quite well with even numbers

Excellent

A mathematician at work?



Think about it

 

[bluewolf]

Not to worry. I'm sure the average age will be dropping through the winter. Those OAP winter fuel payments don't go far these days.