OLD FARTS v WHIPPERSNAPPERS. THE TEAMS!!

[richart]

Fighting talk from the Whipper-snappers, or as the dictionary describes them 'young (?) and insignificant, but impertinent persons' Almost makes you want to be an 'old fart'

 

[G_Mulligan]

Fighting talk from the Whipper-snappers, or as the dictionary describes them 'young (?) and insignificant, but impertinent persons' Almost makes you want to be an 'old fart'

Maybe, but we have our own teeth, our own hips, and control of our own bladders

 

[richart]

Fighting talk from the Whipper-snappers, or as the dictionary describes them 'young (?) and insignificant, but impertinent persons' Almost makes you want to be an 'old fart'

Maybe, but we have our own teeth, our own hips, and control of our own bladders

Speaking for myself, so do I, but unfortunately can't say the same about our captain.

 

[Smiffy]

Speaking for myself, so do I, but unfortunately can't say the same about our captain.

As team captain, I am not going to be one for giving out too many orders and instructions.
But Gentlemen....... please limit yourself to just one half of bitter or one gin and tonic on the Saturday evening lest you be up all night frequenting the lavatory.
I want us all bright eyed and bushy tailed for our Sunday morning mullering.
Over and out.

 

[Smiffy]

I love this banter!!

But on a "semi serious" note.....

Do you think everybody playing could bring one blue shirt and one red shirt each, so that we can have some kind of "team" colour? I would think everybody playing will have a blue and a red shirt in their collection somewhere?
Maybe the old gits play in red on the Saturday, and blue on the Sunday and vice versa???
Just add an extra dimentia sorry dimension to the proceedings???

 

[richart]

Bugger that means I have got to take two shirts with me.

 

[G_Mulligan]

I usually play in Ian Poulter Pink with matching visor but I am sure I can dig something out...who am I rooming with again?

 

[G1BB0]

thats a good point, who am I rooming with (poor bugger)

 

[Yerman]

I love this banter!!

But on a "semi serious" note.....

Do you think everybody playing could bring one blue shirt and one red shirt each, so that we can have some kind of "team" colour? I would think everybody playing will have a blue and a red shirt in their collection somewhere?
Maybe the old gits play in red on the Saturday, and blue on the Sunday and vice versa???
Just add an extra dimentia sorry dimension to the proceedings???

One colour per team for both days?

(all mine are green -40 different shades!)

 

[G1BB0]

old gits should play in plus fours and tweed jackets, whippersnappers like IJP or Fowler

 

[Yerman]

Shirt sponsorship by SAGA and Viagra

 

[Hobbit]

Toilet breaks for the old farts... no need, most of us have a catherter and bag. And providing someone mashes my food I won't need to bring my teeth.

Mustn't forget the pampers for the babies.

Blue shirts aren't a problem but I'm a bit concerned red might clash with my eyes on the Sunday morning.

 

[rickg]

Would be interesting to see average handicaps for both sides ......

 

[Smiffy]

Would be interesting to see average handicaps for both sides ......

Old Farts.....54.875
Whippersnappers.....37.000

 

[bobmac]

Would be interesting to see average handicaps for both sides ......

Old Farts.....54.875
Whippersnappers.....37.000

What are you on about ya auld coot?
Average HANDICAP, not age

 

[Smiffy]

Would be interesting to see average handicaps for both sides ......

Old Farts.....54.875
Whippersnappers.....37.000

What are you on about ya auld coot?
Average HANDICAP, not age

I don't feel well

 

[Losttheplot]

I would like to wish both sides good luck but us whippersnappers are ready for the 'challenge'.....

 

[bluewolf]

we may have lost several old farts during the crossover.. you know they dont like change.. it'll be all "in my day this was all bright green, and the writing was smaller. you could just pop into other peoples threads and no one locked their accounts.. i don't like it.. now wheres my giant bag of werthers? the antiques roadshow is about to start"

the average age may have just dropped....

 

[Eejit]

Come on our team, i`ve got myself in training for the `Old Farts` team and just did a little wee in my trousers, all shapes and sizes of plasters in my bag, Pain killers, Cuprofen, Iprobrufen, Gaviscon, Rennies, Vaseline ;0/ Crimpolene, Linoleum, Embrocation, Potatoes and if i can think of any more i will let you know... ;0)

 

[Smiffy]

Slight change in the line-up due to a cancellation...


OLD FARTS

1 SMIFFY (Capt)
2 HOBBIT
3 RAY TAYLOR
4 EEJIT
5 TXL
6 GREG LINDLEY
7 LEFTIE
8 NORMAN PORRITT
9 RICKG
10 RICHART
11 GJBIKE
12 SWEATYSOCK41
13 VIG
14 CHARLIE
15 YERMAN
16 CROW

WHIPPERSNAPPERS

1 CALVIN LAWRENCE
2 GIBBO
3 PN WOKINGHAM
4 FUNDY
5 ALAN BANNISTER
6 EWAN PORRITT
7 POKERJOKE
8 AZTECS27
9 G_MULLIGAN
10 PIEMAN
11 NWJOCKO
12 MURPHTHEMOG
13 RICHARDC
14 BLUEWOLF
15 ACHILLES
16 STEVE79

Does anybody want to put their name forward as captain for the Whippersnappers????