Nic names

[Whereditgo]

A guy that played in one of the lower sides at the rugby club I used to play for, he played full back and had a peculiar way of sprinting across the pitch to field a high kick with both arms extended at waist level, nicknamed Lansing.

 

[Don Barzini]

Heard so many of these before. Always good for a chuckle!

A goon one I heard recently was for a guy who had bad acne. He was called The Clumsy Beekeeper.

 

[Deleted member 23270]

There was a guy at one of my previous clubs that had half of one his ears missing, not sure how it happened. We used to call him 18 months (only one and a half (Y)ears)

 

[Blue in Munich]

Heard so many of these before. Always good for a chuckle!

A goon one I heard recently was for a guy who had bad acne. He was called The Clumsy Beekeeper.

I was going to post “House” when all the ones from The Rock Tik Tok had been posted… ?

 

[louise_a]

there were 2 lads I knew when younger called Paul, one was call boring paul and the other NQSVP (not quite so boring Paul)

 

[OAP]

Guy in the mob was called POD Permanently over drawn, yup even on payday

 

[patricks148]

Funniest one at mine is one called "the viper " though not to his face. He does this weird thing with his tongue when he's about to hit a shot.
It's funny seeing people's faces when they first work out why this is his nickname ?

 

[fundy]

A guy I played cricket with was nicknamed “pants” as he ate well so wore big pants

Played with the Hunt brothers, affectionally known as Waddock, Eusuck and Isaac

We had a South African pro called Nic, who became known as Glory, as in Nic the Bokka Glory

 

[GreiginFife]

Guy at our club that gets called Rigor. He is universally known for being incredibly slow (holds the record for a 6 hour, 18 HOLE MATCHPLAY) and his surname is Morris.

 

[Orikoru]

On my old five a side team a decade ago, we ended up with two Steve's playing for a while. One of them already went by Steve Mac because of his surname, so we just started calling the other one Cheese. At first I don't think he knew until our keeper sent him a long pass, shouting "CHEESE!" in the process, which must have been so confusing for him. I still laugh now thinking about that.

 

[Dando]

Played with the Hunt brothers, affectionally known as Waddock, Eusuck and Isaac

We had a South African pro called Nic, who became known as Glory, as in Nic the Bokka Glory

our wicketkeeper was known as Cymbals as he looked like he was playing them when he caught the ball

 

[fundy]

our wicketkeeper was known as Cymbals as he looked like he was playing them when he caught the ball

think every club had a cymbals lol, play that tune

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Not a nickname but, I once worked with a guy called....no jokes here....Wayne Kirman!!!

…and similarly an account manager I work with was Richard Head; a physics teacher back in the day…Jimmy Riddle; a work colleague…Robert Searle.?

 

[Orikoru]

…and similarly an account manager I work with was Richard Head; a physics teacher back in the day…Jimmy Riddle; a work colleague…Robert Searle.?

I used to work with a guy called Richard Swallows... he was about 6 foot 4 so he didn't have a nickname. ?

 

[Dando]

I used to work with a guy called Richard Swallows... he was about 6 foot 4 so he didn't have a nickname. ?

there's a guy in my office called Michael Hunt. he hates being called Mike

 

[patricks148]

There was a boy at school called Andrew Bates who was a real pain. Most of the teachers always made the effort to call him Master Bates

 

[Orikoru]

A mate told me he used to work with someone called Paul Hayes and they nicknamed him Purple. ?

 

[Imurg]

3 brothers in the cricket team i used to play for.
Al - known as A's
Geoff - known as A'sB's (Al's Brother)
Roger - known as A'sO'sB's (Al's other Brother)

And another triumvirate of brothers ....the Price boys
Known as Full, Half and Sale

 

[theoneandonly]

It's nickname. Wtf is a nic name.

 

[Asian Dawn]

My ex-wife's family had two brothers who were both named David. One was pretty overweight and the other was a real nerd. So I nicknamed them "Square David" and "Round David". Which went down well ..... not.