Nic names

[Tashyboy]

Missis T is telling me she is reading a piece where a bloke was called Bran. His name was Brian but he had an eye missing.
Another was called two soups. His name was Campbell Baxter.
Last one was called foreskin, apparently he disappeared when it got hard.

one of the lads at work was called Dave. His nickname was Ted. Short for S***head. Actually a very nice guy.

Over to you

 

[Norrin Radd]

My mate has got one leg longer than the other, when he walks his head bobs from side to side, we call him the snipers nightmare

 

[BubbaP]

When at uni there were 3 of us (in a group) with the spelling of forename as per forum name, and 1 guy with the 3 letter variant - of course he was nicknamed Cyclops.
Bizarrely 20+ years later at work the same thing happened, I told the story and we used it occasionally.

 

[Norrin Radd]

I have another mate who has one hand bigger than the other ,we call him the clock

 

[nickjdavis]

We had one guy play with us called STD. Nothing sexual....he was a dentist and his name was Steve.

 

[Imurg]

I did hear a tale, and I really hope it's true, of a guy called Wayne Bruce - or ManBat

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Used to work with a guy who was a radio ham

His nickname………Bleep ?

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

A work colleague was nicknamed ‘digger’ - his initials were JCB.

My brother was nicknamed ‘foster’ as he was photographed by a mate whilst on holiday wearing three pairs of sunglasses on his head.

 

[clubchamp98]

Lad worked with me was a gym rat.
He trained so much he couldn’t get his arms down by his sides .
He was called “ two tellies”
He just looked like he was carrying them.

 

[srixon 1]

A guy on our squadron in the navy, his last name was King. We called him Wan. As you can imagine he didn’t like it.

 

[nickjdavis]

A guy on our squadron in the navy, his last name was King. We called him Wan. As you can imagine he didn’t like it.

Not a nickname but, I once worked with a guy called....no jokes here....Wayne Kirman!!!

 

[Imurg]

My Old Man went to school with a guy ca,led Richard Slater...R Slater....known as Headfirst

 

[Voyager EMH]

One of my old university pals, who I'm still in touch with, was called Gimlet.

Gimlet = A small boring tool

 

[Pin-seeker]

Used to work with a guy we called,
Dying for a ? face.
He always look d like he was ?‍

 

[HomerJSimpson]

We have a guy at the golf club we call "Safe Sex" as he's always pulling out of comps and booked times

 

[jim8flog]

One of the guys is named freeze frame because of the amount of time he stands over the ball before hitting it.

 

[Dando]

A guy I played cricket with was nicknamed “pants” as he ate well so wore big pants

 

[Deleted member 30522]

Played with a couple of guys early in the season, who it turns out used to work with one of my best mates. I dropped him a message and he said "oh aye, Hot & Cold". What? They were both plumbers, one wore a red boiler suit, one wore a blue boiler suit, so hot & cold

 

[Asian Dawn]

There was a guy at my old club who was known as DRS after the over-taking device on F1 cars. He had it fitted to his trolley but he was never close enough to the group in front to activate it.

 

[Deleted member 30522]

There was a guy at my old club who was known as DRS after the over-taking device on F1 cars. He had it fitted to his trolley but he was never close enough to the group in front to activate it.