Dave3498
Q-School Graduate
A “Paris Hilton†– an expensive hole
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> A “Salman Rushdie†– an impossible read
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> A “Rock Hudson†– looked straight, but it wasn't
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> A “Cuban†– needed one more revolution
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> An “Elton John†– a big bender that lips the rim
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> An “Adolf Hitler†– two shots in the bunker
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> A “Saddam Hussein†– from one bunker straight into another
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> A “Yasser Arafat†– ugly and in the sand
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> A “Kate Winslet†– little bit fat but otherwise perfect
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> A “Glen Miller†or a “Ted Kennedy†– didn’t make it over the water
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> A “Rodney King†– over-clubbed
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> An “O. J. Simpson†– got away with it
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> A “Princess Grace†– should have used a driver
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> A “Princess Di†– shouldn't have used a driver
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> A “Michael Jackson†– gradually fading
>
> A “Ladyboy†or “Katoey†– looks like an easy hole but all is not
> what it seems
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> A “Condom†– safe but didn't feel real good
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> An “Anna Kournikova†– looks great, but unlikely to get a result
>
> A “Brazilian†– shaves both sides of the hole
>
> A “Jeb Bush†– too far to the right, out of play
>
> A “Nancy Pelosi†– too far left, clueless on how to get home from
> there
> ___________________________________________________
>
>
>
> A “Salman Rushdie†– an impossible read
>
> A “Rock Hudson†– looked straight, but it wasn't
>
> A “Cuban†– needed one more revolution
>
> An “Elton John†– a big bender that lips the rim
>
> An “Adolf Hitler†– two shots in the bunker
>
> A “Saddam Hussein†– from one bunker straight into another
>
> A “Yasser Arafat†– ugly and in the sand
>
> A “Kate Winslet†– little bit fat but otherwise perfect
>
> A “Glen Miller†or a “Ted Kennedy†– didn’t make it over the water
>
> A “Rodney King†– over-clubbed
>
> An “O. J. Simpson†– got away with it
>
> A “Princess Grace†– should have used a driver
>
> A “Princess Di†– shouldn't have used a driver
>
> A “Michael Jackson†– gradually fading
>
> A “Ladyboy†or “Katoey†– looks like an easy hole but all is not
> what it seems
>
> A “Condom†– safe but didn't feel real good
>
> An “Anna Kournikova†– looks great, but unlikely to get a result
>
> A “Brazilian†– shaves both sides of the hole
>
> A “Jeb Bush†– too far to the right, out of play
>
> A “Nancy Pelosi†– too far left, clueless on how to get home from
> there
> ___________________________________________________
>
>
