Nearly caused a calamity on Captain's day

HickoryShaft

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Got a late call from someone to join them on the day and rolled up eager as ever.

First tee and it was handshakes all round - Captain sending us off and wishing us well.

Anyway he stood to the left approx 50 yards away and I pulled an amazing shank that nearly took his head off - head height and missed him by about a foot max!!!:o :o

Very embarrassing but just imagine if it had actually hit him - would probably be drummed out of the club - lol.

I walked up - apologised in front of about the next 20 people waiting to tee off then turned and hit a scorcher - thank god.

Took a few holes to regain my composure during which I was 2 points after 4 holes and ended up with a 30 pointer.

He laughed about it at the dinner following but I bet he was worried - I certainly was.
 
I know anyone that has played with me will not believe this, but i hit a wayward drive once. Off our 16 tee straight down the middle of the fourth fairway. It had both the club captain and club champion diving for cover. :eek: :eek: I think they appreciated it when I told them I was just opening up the green for my approach. ;) ;)
 
I know anyone that has played with me will not believe this, but i hit a wayward drive once. Off our 16 tee straight down the middle of the fourth fairway. It had both the club captain and club champion diving for cover. :eek: :eek: I think they appreciated it when I told them I was just opening up the green for my approach. ;) ;)

I'll make a note of this for next week, Rich's 'Tiger' line..........got any more?
 
I know anyone that has played with me will not believe this, but i hit a wayward drive once. Off our 16 tee straight down the middle of the fourth fairway. It had both the club captain and club champion diving for cover. :eek: :eek: I think they appreciated it when I told them I was just opening up the green for my approach. ;) ;)

I'll make a note of this for next week, Rich's 'Tiger' line..........got any more?

No only one, but i would advise against driving up the 16th when playing the 4th. There is a internal OB when playing that way, so 3 off the tee. :( :( :( :D :D
 
Some old crusty nearly brained me this morning, pulled tee shot on our 5th as I just started up the 6th, passed about 3 foot in front of me at eye level.

He apologised and claimed he tried to shout but choked on his sweet!

Werthers original no doubt .........
 
Some old crusty nearly brained me this morning, pulled tee shot on our 5th as I just started up the 6th, passed about 3 foot in front of me at eye level.

He apologised and claimed he tried to shout but choked on his sweet!

Werthers original no doubt .........

Brilliant....
 
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